Thank you, Jillian Michaels, for reminding all of us fat people that our bodies belong to everyone but ourselves.

The red one? The one that looks cheap af?

He’s sooo good.

Wow, do I relate to this. I just had three days off in a row and I had so many plans. But, just like you, I spent it in bed. I did go out once to my volunteer gig because people (well, cats) were counting on me. Beyond that I didn’t do much else. I didn’t use to be like this.

Thank you for the well wishes! I wish you the same. I hope you get to your doctor soon. You deserve to feel better.

EXACTLY. Everyone was so excited here when it happened and then the country broke. I blame the Cubs.

I just saw my doctor about these things you describe maybe two weeks ago. (Get out of my life!) For me, it’s been going on for a good five years. I told the doctor that I didn’t seek help earlier because I just assumed I am deeply flawed and lazy and dumb and weak, etc. She was like, “Absolutely not. Women do this to…

I am so, so sorry. I manage an animal hospital. Please know that you’re not alone. We’ve been having so many euthanasias recently and it’s weird that there’s always an uptick around the holidays. I’m sure your cat knows how much she’s loved. You are making the best decision for her and it still fucking sucks.

WTF?

That is repulsive. You don’t deserve that in your life and I am so sorry for your experiences.

I’ve got that book in my stack to be read. Perhaps I’ll move it to the top now, in honor of our dear leader

WTF is up with your troll stalker?

Marry me.

Ugh, agreed. However, I usually walk through maple syrup. It makes me queasy.

MASS HYSTERIA!

To quote the glorious Luann Platter Kleinschmidt, "Does this doll make my hand a slut?"

That sounds darling!😹

I feel ashamed that I laughed.

I read it quite awhile ago and it was so good. Now, she's just... this gross person.

Ummmmmmmmmmmmm...