I think he was getting his ass kicked by a woman and couldn’t fucking handle it. She mopped the floor with his orange head.

I wish I could be more clever but, “Fuck you Donald. You got owned by Hillary tonight.”

The irony was that this was mere moments after calling for policies to end overseas tax havens and complaining about companies leaving the country for cost reasons.

Only watched the last 20 minutes of the debate, it took me 4 beers.

Yeah, I always wonder if it will take something like an outbreak of polio to finally straighten out all these anti-vaxxers.

A GREAT POINT MADE BY MY COLLEAGUE STASSA and furthermore LET’S ALL LISTEN TO WHAT STASSA JUST SAID

Whenever people talk about non-dairy milk, the Portlandia bumper from the Milk Advisory Board.

Orrrrr maybe she done a really good dog-whistle that only we can hear! I was all prepared to believe “good job, Hillz, tell it like it is, it’s ALL OF EM”.

I have met a real life fruitarian (although I’m pretty sure he pronounced it “fruitatarian” and dude was NUTS. He’d walk around in little short shorts with no shirt on and often shoeless, big wild crazy hair (very new age/hippy vibes) and would go on and on about how amazing his diet is and how much fruit he eats. I’m…

I was coming here to say that frozen juice concentrate is really only good in boozy punch recipes and nothing else.

it’s a small thing, but i’m sure he’s going there to lend a hand.

I follow her on Twitter... And the number of people who come at her for not reporting on Hillary is freaking exhausting. Her beat is his campaign, not hers. (Although the last couple days she seems done with DoucheLord’s shenanigans.)

Bun weapons are the most dangerous.

I wear my hair up in a bun usually and somehow this registers as an issue on the full body scans. I wear a ponytail now just so TSA doesn’t have to grope my bun for weapons anymore.

Im a white male and whenever im groped by the TSA, i make sure to make eye contact and grin perversly at them. Sexual harassment can go both ways. (Not recommeded for minorities)

And these are only the incidents that we hear about, because they happen to media-savvy people with access to publicity. Imagine how many times it happens that we never hear about.

It continues to amuse/irritate me to no end that these people - white, conservative, religious - are the real face of welfare fraud. Not saying that other people don’t cheat the system but the FLDS have turned welfare fraud into an art form. Yet somehow when some people use the term ‘welfare queen’ you just know the…

That’s also true for people with disabilities, which is ultra shitty because those people are at elevated risks for being abused/victims of violence and have the hardest time finding shelter.

I like the idea in theory, and I shot my TV a long time ago.