From what I understand, little has changed except the decency of the price. Penn State is incredibly, horribly expensive, and shouldn’t be allowed to even call themselves “state-related.” I have no idea how kids in this state can afford to go there. Now, I have no idea why kids in this state would WANT to go there.

My hometown sent a lot of kids to Penn State and, as such, I know a lot of people who went to Penn State. They INVARIABLY defend Paterno every time a new piece of information is uncovered. Even if they didn’t care about football. The man is an absolute legend to everyone at Penn State and in State College, and they…

Covering it up... ignoring it... tomato... tomahto...

We affectionately call my father in law Richard Cranium.

hAHAHA this is great, I once found a internet meme with a bunch of words put into convoluted form. I think my favourite was the word for kitten being “cat puppy”

edt: omg I found it. BIRD LEAF

So a handful of times, I felt I had to do something I’d never done before, which was tell people, including male-identifying people, that my mental acuity was temporarily dulled due to nebulous Lady Hormone stuff. “D’oh, baby brain!” said I, the self-identified radical feminist. Good feminists are never supposed to…

Ahahahaha! Did they not ever hear the word tacos out loud before? I love when they say no and it has every vowel. Niaow.

I guess punching a producer doesn’t seem so bad now, does it?

and if you didnt spill something you would immediately start your period while wearing it.

And yet Muhammad Ali was relegated to Dirt Bag. Go figure!

I’m guessing there was a lesson learned there.

only a rapist would think like that—that by getting drunk all she was doing was offering up an opportunity to any passing dude capable of raping an unconscious woman (like you—because you saw it as an opportunity too, and proved that by making this comment). at least you know yourself, right? cool. you should go look…

I can see the basis for complaint. Women didn’t even exist until the 1960s, so it’s really a disservice to cover them at all. It is a history podcast, after all, and history was written by us white men.

Damn! I love it when they lay the smack down. Once, out at the range, a visiting officer commented on how there were "so many women out here." There were exactly four of us. We pretty much just rolled our eyes and were like "Yes, sir."

People I knew (even post-graduation) had the coma fantasy.

Mononucleosis. The cure is bed rest, isolation, self care and no stress. Plus everyone’s heard of it so no need for long explanations.

If the dress is long enough, who needs panties?

I wear dresses, leggings, and flats because they are easier to put on. A couple of months ago my coworker asked if I constantly wore dresses as a “religious thing” which I found odd because the dresses I wear aren’t very conservative. Her eyebrows reached a new level when I explained that I do it because it is…

Blue Bunny is not a sex symbol?To you, maybe.

I did find one veeery useful weapon in these sorts of situations is to ever-so-sweetly request the complaint against me in writing and signed by the person harassing me so I can use it “for my future reference”. (In this case, I’d probably ask to film them in front of a mirror indicating EXACTLY what’s offensive.)…