susanfuzzier
Susanfuzz
susanfuzzier

We are a Philly suburb. It’s like buying a home on the Island of Misfit Toys.

As a 5”7 woman I have clearly been wandering through life blind to my kitchen privilege. Although I did end up washing a lot of dishes at a retreat centre with a sink that was three or four inches lower than standard - I came out with a sore back and a conviction that the designer was clearly a nutter. Is this how

I take my coffee like I take my women. Ground up, Peruvian, and in the freez—

I thought I’d seen everything when I was living in Japan, and they would put mayonnaise on pizza. But Japanese people put mayonnaise on everything, and you kind of get used to it.

I know everyone hates candy corn but i wwwuuuvvvvs it

In my experience anything related to your baby making bits (outside of actual sexy time) are prime discussion material for anyone once you reach a certain age.

Yeah, the Polar regular soda sucks, but their orange dry is AHHHHMAZING.

You sooooo don’t have a 5-year-old.

I have to shamefully admit that while cleaning a shower stall in the basement of a house with very hard water, my mom did the chlorine gas thing back in the day and messed up her lungs something fierce. She always ends the story with “But oh my the shower stall was GLEAMING WHITE when I finished!”

I almost got into an all out brawl with my ignorant sister-in-law about this. We were out for dinner and a gay male couple were kissing at a nearby table. She starts stage whispering “I’m not homophobic but there are KIDS here”. To which I replied “You are the definition of homophobia”. A great battle ensued, the

Agree completely. Personally, I think it’s just easiest to teach your kid to address adults by the formal Mr/Ms and then let the adult in question tell the child to “Call me First Name” or whatever.

This. But we all know who wins the Facebook martyr-off: stay at home moms.

The people are fun to laugh at in this story but the fact there’s a weekend edition of BCO is undeniably proof God exists.

I rarely say this about people. But she deserves all the bad karma that is heading her way right now. That video was so mean and vicious, it actually made me cry. I have Polycystic Ovarian Syndrome. And like so many women with the disease, I struggle with my weight. It’s like I woke up in a different body. I went from

The lecturing sounds terrible. Maybe the next time he does it, you could suggest splitting house & utility expenses in a weighted fashion based on your incomes, instead of 50-50, so that you could save more from your salary? (Fake-innocent) surely, based on his concern, he would like to do that? (And if no — okay, end

TWENTY PERCENT ROUNDED UP TO THE NEAREST DOLLAR AFTER TAXES OR GTFO PLEASE

I’m getting tired of all the Very Important People found to be harboring bad things on their computers.

So, I’m assuming I’ll get a lot of comments about the picture. Here’s what I’m going to say about the picture: once I found that on their Facebook page, there was about a 0% chance I was using anything else.

So riddle me this, why could I buy a gun before the weekend but my insurance asked me to wait 6 months for an IUD? Theyve kindly told me that’s the physician preference. Which is how they like to practice, but that is not okay when it’s my only option.