Word. Byron was totally the Adam Levine Bro King of eighteen hundred and froze to death. Mary was all “more like eighteen hundred and bored to death.”
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And its best friend, “No offense, but...”
The worst offense? FUCKING HOLDING UP THE LINE!
“They are still stunned that this is how it has all gone down,”
I make them from scratch at home much to the chagrin of my husband who believes “soup is not a full meal.”
This week on Behind Closed Ovens is filled with the worst of humanity. Ugh. I feel like I’m covered in grill lines after reading that. It’s hard to decide who the worst of this batch is.
That last bit, is it true for everyone undergoing chemo? I have an aquaintance who possibly said she had cancer when she didn’t/doesn’t. As weird as that sounds. I went to lunch with her and she ate grilled food with vegetables. She also walked quite a lot.
How to spot a fake cancer patient:
It was the entire airport trying to load BCO at the same time...
Aside from whom he chose to make a child with, I’m sure that’s true. But I feel for him. Lilly is sure to be full of fears of vaccination, brainwashing, and her evil father who kidnapped her and put mommy into prison. That’s just the way little kids, or even older kids think. He’s got a long row to hoe.
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Well, we did it. We’re finally here. We’ve finally made it to the era that everyone thinks of when they think of…
Uh oh! This information is dangerous to my budget.
Truth. Regular soda is tongue curlingly sweet, and weirdly thick.
All hail Aspartame!
Oh for fucks sake, Gwynneth!
We owe everyone an apology for allowing this to happen.
For my 19th birthday, my parents gifted me a miniature fondue pot because I LOVE fondue. I had all these dreams of having friends over for fondue parties, which is ridiculous because the thing holds maybe 20 ounces and is kept warm by a miniature tealight. But I cannot get rid of it. I’ve had it through multiple moves…
That story is making my blood pressure rise, fucking entitled parents are the worrrrrrst.
Pictorial is its own site, if you’re not followed for Pictorial you’ll still be gray here, even if you’re black on Jezebel.
Funny thing, I’m in approximately the same boat as Frau von Hatchet, and found her post on-point and amusing. Where is all the hatred of men you claim to see? She’s laughing because dude is finding out what it’s like to be sidelined because of ageing, just like all women do. That’s not the same as hating men, and…