Who cares if she wasn’t funny in high school? She’s funny now. If my future success was determined by my personality in high school, I’d be...well, I’d be me. I was pretty damned awesome, and I bet Rebel Wilson was too. Headline: “Former 17-year old Girl Fails to Predict Classmate’s Stellar Career.”

I remember several of my coworkers referring to them as the Devil’s ice cream. I still can bring myself to order one, and I haven’t worked at Starbucks in over 12 years.

I’d take this over This Week in Tabloids any day.

I hated people who asked for frappucinos when I worked at an actual Starbucks.

So if that’s the case, maybe that’s a good thing. If someone on welfare tests positive for heroin, etc., and has children, then somebody needs to be looking into that, because those children are not in a safe environment. If they were to check their records and see that a welfare recipient is a parental guardian, then…

Sigh. Sometimes it seems like there's just not enough lube in the world for post-menopausal sex. Thanks for the suggestions! Some new things to try.

Here’s the thing: if the kid knows they hate a thing, and can articulate the reasons why they hate that thing, they should not have to eat that thing just because everyone else is eating it. That’s bullshit. BUT they should have to have tried it first and be able to articulate why they don’t want it.

These guys are engaged? Who knew???? Even though their show sucked, I like ‘em both, hope it works out well.

As a longtime married, who would marry my husband all over again, I’ve learned something really important:

I think the biggest problem with trying to find certainty about the long term viability about a relationship is that the priorities that are important when you are a single young adult are not necessarily the same things that art important when you’re middle-aged and in a long term relationship. The disconnect can be…

alcoholism, regional pride

Silly rabbit, religious freedom is only for Christian-based religions.

She could totally have an everyday vagina and a special occasion vagina. That’s what I’d do.

A moose ate him.

Six years ago, my 4 year old cousin died from a particular aggressive form of cancer. He was lucky - his parents were well off lawyers and were able to travel to the states for cancer treatments, which meant that he was able to see his 4th birthday rather than dying 6 month earlier. We tried everything we possibly…

Just Joey and Phoebe. But 100% Rachel in the water pitcher one.

At the funeral of a co-worker who died young (19 years old) from a hole in his heart, the evangelical pastor kept prattling on about how it was Gods will and he’s now in a better place and all that stuff. The kid was raised in a strict evangelical Christian home, but later developed his own sense of identity when it…

When I was a F/A I heard some stories of Hasidic men asking the flight attendants if they were “dirty” meaning on their periods on flights to Tel Aviv. Apparently the men cannot accept service items from “dirty” women. Most F/A’s would answer that they were absolutely on their period.