I’m a hater.

Amen to the blue hair. It sorts the sheep from the goats.

Well, farket.

I know what you mean about niece and nephew gifts. The one family that sends thank you notes: those kids get $50 cash money with instructions to “spend it unwisely”. The other families: those kids get $10 Target cards. I’m over it. And the grown-ups from the non-thank you note families? They get a nice big…

Me too, sister. I was the first girl in 8th grade to look like that. In 1976. I don’t recommend it.

I bailed after the first episode, which I only watched cuz Mr. Fuzz begged me to. It was sooo boring.

You know they had seven fucking years to come up with an alternative to ACA.... seven fucking years ... and all they could manage was that steaming pile of garbage that nobody wanted.

I am one of those women traveling in a privilege bubble. I don’t worry about this stuff, it never seems to happen to me. My privilege is one of being ugly, fat and old... I know that violence can happen to anyone, but I rarely sense the threat anymore. I was very lucky in my youth. My heart goes out to Sarah and all…

Cats never learn to shoo. A person on a toilet is a captive audience to them. Hands are free for petting. Perfect...

It looks...frozen...maybe just bad lighting?

Weather Channel is what I “watched” during 2 rounds (that is 60 dives) of hyperbaric therapy. It was a guaranteed nap in 10 minutes or less. Heaven!

My favorite bag is the Colorado, a delicious mix of a little of everything.

Here in New Mexico, the joke going around is that he will make us pay for the wall, because “eh, close enough”.

The milk thing is medieval hangover. Any white liquid might be called milk, i.e. Milk of magnesia.. Anything white and granular might be called salt, including sugar. All grains were corn and so was anything that looked like a grain. Etc. When all you’ve got to go on for sorting things is how they look, it seems like…

It’s never possible to list everyone and someone’s feelings always get hurt and in some cases butt hurt... after some spectacular fails on All Saints at our very small UCC church (you’d think it would be easy to make a complete list), we now have a few moments of silence during which people are encouraged to say aloud…

You are correct! As an older 50+ person, with apparently nice skin, I get told that a lot by random people who mean it as a compliment, I’m sure....but I am always slightly confused and skeeved out.

At church we have a policy of no one-on-one adult/child groups ever. It should be 2 unrelated adults and three kids (unrelated to any of the adults) as a minimum. 1 adult and 2 unrelated kids is ok too, since we are a small church. Also every single class room or office door has a window which cannot be covered and…

My compromise: I read until my stomach hurts.

Frankly, I’m more worried about dogs than people. An animal control officer advised my pit bull bitten husband that he was with in his rights to shoot the dog that bit him. Like shoot to kill. He is considering a concealed carry permit for his bicycle commute, just to deal with the dogs.

Every time I hear about “The Wall” I flash back to that thing people were building at the beginning of Pacific Rim. My tween loved (and still does) that movie and I watched it way too many times. I think Our Dear Leader believes his wall will look like that. BIG! Best wall EVER! But watch the rest of the movie....it…