Why are we not talking about the thigh gap on those dolls? Realistic, my ass (and chubby thighs)

Yep, just this morning mr. Fuzz said “Don’t we have a independent judiciary? Like the old-timey people designed it that way?” And I’m like mhmm, gotta love those checks and balances...

Help is not needed, agreed. But respect for your life* partner is. Wait the fuck up until she gets there to climb the stairs. It will be less than a minute, you will live.

On my couch looking at Jezebel. The memories will last a lifetime.

Also, Our Dear Leader has filed for re-election in 2020 already, so he can continue to pocket campaign contributions directly to his companies and properties as “fair market value expenses” This is mostly legal for candidates to to, what ODL has done is push the concept to its boundaries: he re-imbursed himself over…

Sounds delicious! Our kitchen is under construction currently and I’ve been bingeing on those BuzzFeed Tasty videos trying to remember what cooking is. We went to a dinner party tonight and I was responsible for dessert. I bought an incredible pie from our favorite cafe, since my battery de cuisine is reduced to a…

Mr. Fuzz and I agree about the abomination this is our current government and yet we cannot discuss it without yelling at each other...

PS. Those “gold” drapes are neon yellow. And they clash with the wallpaper.

It only been a week. One. Week.

It’s only been a week. One week. How will we survive? Emotionally, physically, morally...

I live in New Mexico. We’ve been “joking” today that we will have to pay for the wall ... because Mexico, New Mexico what’s the difference?

My guess: they all had tragic accidents that involved horrific injuries in their “bikini areas”.

OMG I was in LURRRV with Speed Racer in 5th grade (back in the 70's). We had a date after school, every day...💖💖💖💖💖...sigh!

For me, it’s the hard colored in WHITE AS FUCKING SNOW eyebrows. < shiver >

Some people have flat out told me to my face that “President Trump” was elected fair and square; stop complaining and get over it! I reply with a simple question. When exactly did Our Dear Leader admit that his predecessor was actually an American citizen and thus eligible for office. Oh yeah, right...

This is why we send our smart but outburst prone (it’s better than it was, but not normal yet) to public school. We have an IEP which they are obligated by state and federal law to follow. Period. No exceptions.

Her inauguration outfit looked like Hotdog On A Stick uniform, right down to the hat.

I replied to someone last night “laughing and crying” I’m thinking I’m gonna try to make it a thing: LnC is our new lol...

Laughing but crying

I love how the crowd looks pink even from a distance. It makes me happy inside.