I mean I don’t keep it my PI does, I just have access to it.

Men are revolting?

You know how there are some celebs you feel are walking examples of the Emperor’s New Clothes? Kate Moss is like that for me. Supposedly she’s so iconic, but I have never understood why. I just don’t see it.

If I knew someone named Countess Debonnaire Von Bismark, I would insist on calling her Debi just to be obnoxious.

I wish my BFF would have a son so I’ll have a date to my high school reunion in 20 years

Maybe PartyInDaHouse was taken?

Kylie. Child. Friendly advice: if a guy goes by a name that IS NOT AN ACTUAL NAME, he is probably not boyfriend material. You already made this mistake once, why are you doing it again?

Did you just “from my day” at 36?

*dies inside*

The best part of “A League of Our Own” was watching the outtakes at the end, when the real old lady players still had more baseball chops than the Hollywood actresses they found to play them.

I’m torn on which is more urgent: dousing herself in dairy or killing him. Her temporary insanity claim might be weakened if she waits.

His current show on CNN is so good, IMO. It’s political and it’s honest — as in, he understands that food, along with the rest of culture, moves from the bottom up and he steady features working class folks and Black folks (wherever applicable). So many populations are often erased from the culture that originates…

Is there anything about Terrence Howard that isn’t confusing?

“During her testimony, she became very emotional and cried. You could just see something different in her when she started talking about the rape and when it happened,” said Speaks.

What about Dirty Sexy Money? Candis Cayne was on that, and I was pretty sure her character was trans.

Stana’s handwriting is awesome.

Thanks for the info...I fixed it. Next to get a “my tomato plant is smarter than your honor student” bumper sticker.

As opposed to the rest of the Kardashian-Jenners, who only do things for the scientific and social advancement of mankind, the arts and the environment

It’d be sexier if she were knocked up by Karl Urban.

Dude, Kind Bars are delicious. The sea salt chocolate almond one and the salted caramel one are the bomb. I usually only eat half of one at a time, because depending on your meal calories, they can be a bit too high-calorie for a snack, but they taste amazing.