All I need to know about this album is whether Chet Haze has a hip hop interlude on any of the songs.

“She hasn’t left a void. She’s left a blast crater.”

The two might be related. Knowing that he was to see an addiction doctor the next day may have caused him to take an even greater dose than usual: the fear that arises when we believe that we are to be deprived of something that has become necessary to us.

The body was discovered inside of a van, which in turn was found in a storage unit owned by Woo near Colorado Springs.

I don't even understand why people can't get on a plane, stow a bag, and sit the fuck down without some kind of drama happening.

my name is Snacky AND YOU WILL ALL CALL ME THAT.

Two weeks ago I was at a comicon with all-gender restrooms. I have no idea what gender anyone in there was, we were all too busy trying to keep our capes and space marine armor out of the toilets.

I blame the Kardashians, but then again I blame them for most things.

“A feminist,” Carly intones, in a snippet from an old speech, “is a woman who lives the live she chooses.”

Someone on FB was like “what the fuck? Now either Netflix or birch box has to go”. Over $2? I understand budgeting, but she lives at home with her parents. If you can’t scrounge an extra $2, then you can't afford it in the first place.

But come May 2016, that Buffy the Vampire Slayer binge

I love listening to Ryan Adams but being married to him would be difficult. Divorcing him would be (‘oof’ noise).

I think she’s coming off of a rough year? I remember reading that the divorce was rocky and there were issues with the pets and their support.

“...produced by Luke and written by Meghan Trainor...”

So this is what the Deadspin staff talk about all day...

Just remember to put the seat back down after y’all are done today, k?

And meanwhile I pretend my mom doesn’t know I have sex with my fiancé, with whom I own a house.

And let’s remember that more senators have been arrested for misconduct in bathrooms than transpeople.

Ooo, somebody got a folksy makeover! I sincerely hope that his vast collection of Affliction tees and leather wrist cuffs were donated to underprivileged douchebags in need.

Scott Disick taking a girl to Joe Francis’ house is more rape-y than a windowless white van with Stone Temple Pilots’ “Sex Type Thing” blasting on the stereo, driven by a guy wearing a ski mask.