“Excuse me sir, yes, before you assault me could you wait one moment? I need to strap on my GoPro. One sec, one sec.....sorry the strap is fiddly...”

Oh honey. This lady may tell me how to make candied yams. You may not.

There’s a lot of extremely fucked up families out there.

People are fucking terrified of being alone. I don’t understand it. I’ve had friends tell me “I can’t be alone!”

Motherfucker, you were alone before you found this scuzzbucket... You can be alone for a little while and find some new guy who isn’t one. Jesus. Codependancy. Not good!

OH MY GOODNESS. WHAT A BIG BALL OF FLOOF. GET HIM ON THE LIFEBOAT.

Yassss to perpetual singledom & rescue dogs lol here’s mine

The only reason I think it’s real is that the writer used the word “blush” to describe a color. Any straight man would shrug and call it pink.

As another perpetual single this is something that I’m dying to know as well.

I don't know why VC Andrews books were marketed to teens. Or even published.

There's a west wing joke in here somewhere about blonde republicans named Ainsley, isn't there?

I don’t know if this was covered elsewhere today or not but it made my day:

Oh man I fell in love with him back when he did Third Watch on NBC. Anyone remember that show?

Michel! My favorite! Oh god! SO EXCITED! MORE EXCLAMATION!

The’re dressed in bright purple paint with glitter and tinfoil; they look more like EDC ravers who choose ‘Aliens on Molly’ as their theme.

I mentioned this in another thread last night, but I volunteered in Flint on Sunday and what struck me most was the diversity of volunteers. I was a little freaked out to see a bunch of white men in camo that looked like Ammon Bundy supporters, but the volunteer coordinator said that Michigan militias have been…

All the love in the world to that girl. Why is it so hard to just be a decent human being?

I don’t understand this.

I teach 4th grade, and one of my kiddos asked if he could do sharing on Friday. He brought in his iPad and started to talk about his favorite singer who had recently died. He played “Let’s Dance” for the class and shared pictures that he found on the internet. It was the sweetest thing ever! Most of the class had no…

What a sweet pic of him and Imam. They look so happy!

It hides his control panel and/or his lizard neck