For his part, Ross responded, "I was so in the moment, I don't know what jokes hit."

We need to start pairing world-weary middle-aged women with teenage girls as a mentor program.

I promise you that I would. Not because I was so great, but because this was that bad.

1: The entire trend of increasingly outrageous "prom-posals" is dumb as fuck. Aside from the obvious, it's really awful to put someone in a position where they feel like they can't say no.

You know who has really great skin? Beck.

Rihanna ruined my relationship with my boyfriend and I don't even have one.

We were just talking about her last night. Everything had butter in her food. Lots of fucking butter. I swear one time on her show she literally said "IF IT DOESN'T TASTE RIGHT JUST ADD MORE BUTTER. BUTTER FIXES EVERYTHING." She would add extra butter to her butter.

Guys - Is Hiddleston stepping out on us?!

I know. I put them there.

I'm not sure which one of them should be insulted by that. ;)

I don't mean to worry anyone, but I think Steven Tyler might be being played by James Franco now. Let's hope my eyes are broken.

You know, Danny Masterson does have a point. I can go fuck myself.

You, sir/madame, are in contempt.

"Taking a selfie with Jesus" sounds like a euphemism for someone dying.

The box logic described in this article does little to explain:

Our friend has a part corgi that got lost in rural Maine right before another's friend's wedding last summer and we were all "shit, a fox ate it, cause there is no way his little legs are long enough for him to be farther than yelling distance!" Luckily he had basically gotten lodged on a laid down tree stump, his wee…

I guess the rest of us can hang it up. I mean, if Lenny Kravitz isn't cool. We have no chance.

I have stated in the past that my preferred method of dying would be suffocation under a corgi puppy pile. SOFTY CUDDLY DEATH!

I mean, good for anyone trying to open a sexual assault refuge for kids, but this is like turning Auschwitz into a Jewish community center, right?