...just for clarification on whether or not I'm reading this wrong, is Kim being like "look at how skinny I am next to my fat pregnant sister"?

Yes, hide the photos because that way God won't know she was gay.

in re: requested memo-

We'll take the drug dealers, the gangbangers, the wife beaters, drunks, and adulterers. But ladysex, that's unforgivable.

I suppose she thinks the homeless should soak and cook a pot of dried beans.

That'll teach all those naysayers who say vanilla means boring.

I make vanilla extract with vanilla beans and vodka (cheaper than buying in the store), and I am pretty sure that it is actually MORE expensive to get drunk off of vanilla extract than to just use plain vodka...

I threw in $100 to a GoFundMe for the shop because that's where my bridesmaids bought their dresses for my wedding. It's a nice shop with very lovely staff and it's good to know that Anna will be able to carry on!

(isn't that really quaint? A city saving a bridal shop?)

It's a communicable miracle!

See what you did, Republicans? Lack of funding for science education is hurting small business now.

People on my facebook news feed (people who I previously thought were pretty scientifically hip or at least reasonable) were going apeshit about the Ebola nurses wantonly killing everyone with their traveling deathfumes, so I guess I shouldn't be that surprised that the public at large had such a dumb reaction to the…

*sits back and patiently waits for the male posters to jump in and start screeching that we just don't get it, condoms hurt, ok? Like, you can't feel anything ever! And it's too tight! ETC ETC*

This is a little off-topic, but... I had a friend who showed up to my father's funeral wearing jeans and work boots. Because that's what he wears for his job. He took his lunch break two hours early so he could come and pay his respects and I thought it was lovely. He made an effort to be there for my family and we…

A viral marketing campaign? Prices are dropping! Dropping! Dropping dead!

Whoa you can buy clothing that keeps your family members from touching you? Man I would have done that years ago if I knew it was possible.

"antique" house, eh? And of course she lives here in Portland. Those damn things are everywhere.

Next week on Jezebel: Female productivity in the work place sky rockets in Washington DC.

A couple of weeks, all of the sudden, Gawker was blocked from my work computer (govt.) for being an "Adult" site. Every other kinja site was available including Jezebel. And because it is literally reflex for me to toggle between Gawker and Jezebel like 1 billion time a day, I KEPT going to Gawker. I thought I…