P.S: candidate should be ok with possibly being murdered and buried under the floorboards.

"I have an educational blog" has to be a close second to "I sell monogrammed thermoses," right?

so where does his muse sleep? oh right, she just recharges in a corner chair.

I can't lie: I checked out as soon as I hit the word "cuddle" in the first bullet point. "Cuddle" is the "moist" of relationship words. *cringes*

I find Kristen Bell so delightful that now I even like Dax Shepard.

Everytime I see you post I'd like to respond with "Lesbians! YAY!"

I do too, too much.

I so want to believe that's just "them" in those commercials.

Those commercials are just the cutest. I want to believe they're just like that, lounging around their house, 24/7.

Same. Also, I kind of totally love those commercials with her and Dax.

She's on my husband's list as well and I have absolutely no problem with that. As long as they don't drink hot chocolate and bond over Gilmore Girls. Then, its OVER!

Just don't forget to bring some vodka for the sloths. Not big wine drinkers, the sloths.

I firmly believe she would make a kickass BFF.

I resisted for so long because a former bf was OBSESSED with her. But damned if she isn't completely fucking amahzing. I'd buy her a box of wine and she could tell me tales. I adore her.

I'd be much happier if they were lovers but I recognize that is unlikely

Is she Princeton Mom's mom?!

Excess Pussy Creates Moral Hazard

Ryan Hansen plays him in the made-for-TV true crime movie produced by Lifetime.

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