It's not Photoshopped. I used to nanny for the McFerrins and am friends with their kids. It's a photo one of his kids took. Pretty brill.

In the alternate universe where she survives to old age, I imagine her having Betty White's job.

I'm right there with you, Mark. I'm sitting on my couch, drinking Laphroaig, binge watching Brooklyn 99 by myself - and my husband wants me to wake him up at midnight.

They should write a new version of the Oklahoma! song and replace the lyrics with these Google searches because this is amazing.

You deserve a monogrammed thermos to celebrate your fame.

I bet Bill Murray sits with his legs closed.

Oh, please. It's an epidemic. I can't go through one day without seeing menfolk fall off their chairs. By the dozens. Usually, they mumble something about a high center of gravity while falling to the ground. How can you ignore that?

Men have a high center of gravity, broad shoulders, and narrow hips. Because of this we'll tip over if we sit with our legs together.

The dog is a copycat. Roomba cat forever!

More power to the dog and cat roomba riders. If it would support me I would totally put a lawn chair on it and drink myself silly while having a ride.

If I thought I could teach my Boston to do this, I would drop $300 on a roomba right now. But she won't sit still for 5 seconds. She did wear this Christmas headband around for a long time today and that was pretty adorable.

I like to think the truly rebellious thing is choosing the name "John" in a family of Maddox, Pax, Zaharah, Vivienne, and Knox. Maybe in time John will learn to conform and at least go for Xavier or Max. Boys names have Xs in the Jolie-Pitt family!

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I want to be the puppy's dance partner.

I JUST WATCHED THAT ONE. Dude killed a guy and was living in his house, paying his bills and sending birthday cards to the dead guy's family.

I once witnessed a psychologist and practicing therapist go on an amazing rant about how Dr. Phil didn't have the patience to treat people with actual therapy so he got a TV show as an excuse to just abuse people. It was amazing. I've never seen anyone hate Dr. Phil as much as my friends with psychology and/or…

You're referring to the guy who thinks pajamas can emit negative ions to reduce stress in the body, right?

I thought cancer appeared as cells in the body that keep growing and dividing at a much faster rate than normal... thanks for teaching me what cancer actually looks like, Dr. Oz. *science*

I blame Oprah for two of TV's biggest quacks and charlatans: Dr. Phil and Dr. Oz.

I don't want to blow up anybody's spot, but I'm friendly with/think highly of a close friend of hers.