If I told my husband that I wasn't comfortable with a particular sexual act and his response was "that is such a turn-off", I might never have sex with him again.

Except for the part about how he asked her what she meant when she asked him how he wanted them cooked. If he'd responded immediately with "I don't care" that'd be one thing.

I can only presume this is the new school uniform:

Honestly, if I was a student at Devils Lake High, I would definitely take the Pretty Woman clips to heart and start coming to class in dress suits and excessive shoulder pads.

I hope her response was this: "You forgot 3). We date for a while, things seem like they're going great, we get married, buy a house and have kids. You lose your job and say you want to house-husband for a while, which is fine - I make enough for all of us if we're careful. But when I come home from work the house is…

The same kind of person who would use "You let yourself go," to describe anything other than the release of a balloon with your face on it.

Whoever her stylist is must hate her. There can be no other explanation. Everything looks uncomfortable, unflattering, and just wrong. And, they are doing a masterful job of convincing Kim that these choice are avant-garde or cutting edge.

Marrying someone as a legal tactic you will need in 2038 is a hell of a long con.

The best thing about this cover is the ghost of Grace Kelly benevolently smiling down on the newlyweds.

Everyone at Amal's wedding got an iPod? Not surprised - Bono was probably handing them out. "Hey guys, our new album is already on here! No, don't walk away, I'll just slip this into your bag, then."

It's sad that my silver lining to this is "well, at least he didn't call her a fucking bitch or ask to fuck her right in the pussy."

You'd think any school that forces its gay students to stay in the closet would be all about beards.

that was my first thought, too. like THAT'S your main problem?

This is the internet. We're not fucking sorry ever.

this is probably the first wedding in months Bill Murray attended that he was actually invited to....OR WAS HE?!

Depending on your interpretation of forgiveness I suppose. I once saw an Oprah show years ago where they were discussing what forgiveness means to people and why it is so hard to give. A lot of people, or perhaps most, assume that to forgive someone means you are saying something like "it's ok what you did, I'm over…

That's great :) You sound like a dream bride to work with. The key is to be cool, be relaxed and plan to enjoy your day. Avoid insane lists of requirements and minute by minute schedules; you can't really enjoy yourself if that's what you're going to be watching for all day/all night.

So many things to tell..I will try to sum it up but it is going to get long and weird.

I'm not married, and I've never been to a total horrorshow wedding, but at my parents' wedding, my mom watched a woman in a polyester jumpsuit (apparently the date of a friend) stuff an entire wheel of cheese from the buffet table into her purse and walk out.