"Son of a nigger loving atheist bitch" BOOM HAT TRICK.

I was rear ended at a stop light by a dude going 40 miles an hour. He totaled my car. I got out and exchanged insurance information with him. I didn't go on a racist tirade & threaten to kill him because I am not, in fact, clinically insane.

I want her to bake me some cookies.

I can't help but lol at her for calling him both an Atheist and a Muslim in the same breath.

Or given her a "TOWANDA!"

The statement ended with: "Oh, and, fuck you Shep Smith."

I guess it depends on whether you think a sexual urge is a moral failing. As stated in the article, it is the behavior, not the inclination that needs to be corrected. These people have the most taboo desire in society and want to make themselves safe. Absolutely they should get help.

If you're going to arrest someone for a bullshit reason, at least make sure your protocol is perfect. Jeez.

I showed Hook for the first time to my 6 year old yesterday. His assessment? "Um, needs work. I give it 2 stars." WTF??? Clearly I am failing as a parent here.

It's fun to subpoena the YMCA

Omfg

YES. Even they were looking at him like "dude, saywhatnow?" That's when you know you've said something monumentally stupid—even by Fox News standards.

Though she mentions being a member of a non-sanctioned group called the Young Mormon Feminists

Free People needs to go away. Their products are overpriced and I really want to think that their market is a bunch of ballerina wannabees that sickle their foot while at Pure Barre.

yay! i'll happily go back to being ignored in the greys if it means no more terrible gifs everywhere :D

I'm cancelling this week everyone. This week is now over. Everyone please go home and set your alarms for Monday morning.

I think he's a doctor like Dr Pepper is a doctor.

*Must not body shame sexist idiot* *Must not body shame sexist idiot*

Common knowledge that you have to declare more than 10,000?