I understand that you want to offer constructive criticism and believe me, we want to listen to people's thoughts about our work. I appreciate notes from people who notice "hey, I saw you sourced Daily Mail a bunch of times today; I'm not comfortable with that because etc. etc." We appreciate the feedback, we really…

And HE WOULD HUG YOU BACK. He is that fucking awesome. He is that rare human being that it is impossible to dislike; he has successfully weaponized kindness.

It's a really awesome column. Also, Andrew is a huge Lil Bub fan, so that makes him a-ok in my book:

Apparently you got black-out drunk and went outfit shopping for some kind of Futurist Neo-Regency Masked Bondage Ball.

"Purging cleverly framed as pursuit of health is even more addictive."

You know, you have a point. In 1884, artificial insemination was invented, and men became completely extinct. True story!

Because some of us want a job that requires more of our intellectual capacity that amusing horny men; we're passionate about books or medicine or tech and we want to make an impact in a field that matters to us. Some of us want to have a professional reputation and the respect of others and not to have to hide behind…

I take it you are male. There are scores of reasons why a woman wouldn't become a high-end escort. I just cant...

As a majority of birth control in this country is paid for by health insurance companies whose premiums are paid by the woman receiving said birth control (either directly or as compensation for her/her spouse's labor), I'm pretty sure that means most of this country wants you to STFU. The remainder wish they had…

He is a Libertarian. It's just that as a right-wing libertarian, the freedom he cares about is for fathers, husbands and employers. Everyone else's freedom just gets in the way of those three.

Am I the only one who gets confused between Rand Paul, Paul Ryan, and Ayn Rand? They are all one and the same to me.

Eating bread while intercoursing sounds like the best use of one's time.

OMG So not shocked. I worked next to this joint at 17th & Logan forever ago and it was a hyper-bear bar then and I'm sure now it's no better. We used to tell the guys we didn't like to go over there for happy hour for the bear claws and big sausages. Ha ha ha! Read this on the Denver Post and so not shocked.

Exactly, this is a bear bar, it's not going to be overrun by femmes anytime soon because that's not the vibe of the place. If a few more feminine gay men come in from time to time with friends or even just to hang out, there's no reason to be an asshole to them.

damn, now i really have zero excuse not to get my act together, this dude rocks .

It's amazing because Mariska has admitted that she had no idea HOW SEVERE the problem was before SVU. And then she was just gutted after the show gained momentum because rape victims would write to her to say thank you, or because they felt like they could trust her to be the ONLY person they spoke about their rape…

I feel like, if you are looking into surrogacy, you should make it clear in the contract before inserting fertilized eggs that you have no interest in raising any potential disabled children, so that the surrogate knows going into it that she might have to abort, keep the disabled child, or give it up for adoption. …

On the plus side, I would kill to see Martha's takedown if Terry tried to stick his penis in her face.

I'm not sure which is more confusing: Terry Richardson photographing Martha Stewart, or Martha Stewart thinking Terry Richardson is cute.

Can i just send you weird things that I say to girls on tinder?