"regrettably public." Yes, if only he had the presence of mind to rape her in private, then he could have finished, and nobody would have believed her, just like all the rest of us who have been raped, so he wouldn't be in trouble. Fuck this fucking guy and his fucking lawyer.

Gilmore Girls fans could have told you this years ago.

Now I want to let my friend have a muffin.

I AM SO ANGRY AT THIS ACT OF VANDALISM. IT HURTS ME IN THE FEELS. WHERE IS THE RULE OF LAW? WE'VE ENTERED THE WORLD OF MAD MAX. MAY GOD HAVE MERCY ON OUR SOULS.

Now I'm hungry for muffins.

Yeah, how dare someone with an opinion try to shove it down my throat without first paying a monthly rental fee to a third-party for the right to do so.

Does this guy realize the answer to muffin top is buying pants the right size, not getting plastic surgery?

Here's a bonus tale of billboard vandalism. I've told this story before on Kitchenette but this time I have a picture, which is worth a thousand words.

Somehow this is reminding me of Helena Bonham Carter. In a good way. Everything Helena Bonham Carter is always in a good way.

Older women .....for some reason tend to use-very odd punctuation.....in my opinion... I had teachers in——-school, who when I read.....their hand written notes. I could only-read it in....Captain Kirk's voice.

I bet the catriarchy did this

After his New Yorker interview, I didn't think it was possible to love this guy more. Then he did "Exploring the Cosmos with Neil Degrasse Tyson....Drunk" and "Exploring the Cosmos with Neil Degrasse Tyson...Stoned" on the Wil Wheaton project. After seeing him do stuff like that, user-generated stuff is almost…

The cooking section is awesome:

I don't know, will it focus on which planet is crushing on the other? Will it ever be acceptable for terrestrial and gaseous planets to date? The "big hunt" for the "black hole"?

Nothing will ever beat this one for me.

I think I speak for us all when I say I would read the everloving shit out of that.

As a professor of science, I can confirm that, no, a sharknado can't happen.

I caught him talking about his pregnant wife on The Today Show this morning. That little throwaway comment cause a "clean up on aisle thighs" situation way more than anything I saw in the Fifty Shades trailer.