GOOD ONE! OMG he looks terrified to be with her.

How I picture Nash Grier and Cameron Dallas, all grown up:

"I didn't ask for this shit"

This is exactly how I feel. The ending is a funny, unpredictable way to signify that these awful, miserable people deserve each other.

You are not alone!

This American Life had a child psychologist on a month or two ago who said "The only reason the human race has survived is that 2-year-olds are too puny to properly use lethal weapons."

Ha! With that attitude, she/he was probably a great Kindergarten teacher!

I used to be a Kindergarten teacher and the first lesson I learned was that children, almost without exception, are all little sociopaths.

I like that she still wants to fit in "dye his carpet pink" between all that evil.

With her spelling skills and sense of order, she will make a fine cult leader someday.

I don't live in Denver proper, but I can tell you that my life and neighborhood have been affected all of 0% by CO's legalization laws, despite my tea party mother's dire predictions that it signaled the End of Days.

Putting kittens in places needs to be a Tumblr if its not already.

I assume the owner put them all in there but I can't blame him since I am very pro putting kittens in places.

I also want to nom on that cute kitten's nose.

It looks to me like some kind of kitten tyranny going on. Did you see how the one kitty kept oppressing the other one with his adorable fluffy paw?

Thing is, this doesn't even really make sense with it's own internal logic. Like, so, the judge doesn't think he's a threat to strangers but only to women who he might really like? So, I mean, so long as he's never attracted to another woman all will be well?

Shitty AND narcissistic. The world's most awesome source of power and energy.

Can we mention how amazing it is that the friends behavior was so shitty - and they KNEW it was so shitty- that they immediately knew it was them that she was talking about? Like, if they didn't think they were leaving her a shitty tip, they could have assumed it was one of her assumedly many other tables, so they…

I didn't see anything sarcastic in that post.

K, bye internet. You're done today.