Obamacare will insert Uncle Sam into your uterus! Not if I get there first!

Douchey he is. Doughy ? Not so much.

a group of clergy are protesting at a Hobby Lobby in Illinois in protest.

i wanted to believe so badly that no one could do this to their child on purpose. I'm not naive, but I feel embarrassed for assuming the best, honestly.

I think it should be legal to put your children down,

Police report the rabbit survived the beating and is recovering.

So. She "got in the frame" of a picture he was taking of... The sidewalk? The support beams? The side of that coffee wagon? What? Is there something behind her? She's pretty slim. Is it Olive Oyl standing behind her?

Yay, I'm Jewish too, so I can suggest Kike & Ikes.

Whatever. That's a waste of 63 words and thousands of dollars if there isn't a single umlaut in there.

Ugh you're totally right, I'm so sick of the unrealistic beauty standards of society, WE CAN'T ALL HAVE COLOSTOMY BAGS AND A CHRONIC MEDICAL CONDITION.

I wouldn't be the least bit surprised if Jay-Z cheated. There are rumors that he cheated with A LOT more women than just Mya. He also fucked Rihanna, Rita Ora, Gwyneth Paltrow, and the list goes on. Why else would Solange try to beat Jay-Z's ass and why else would Beyonce stand there and not interfere? She also posted…

I'll admit, I'm the one who posted the ad.

Uh, I went to MS Boys State, and shit never got THAT REAL. I mean, that was Mississippi. Maybe I just don't remember it well because I was busy trying to find other closeted gay dudes from other towns who I had not been able to meet because of the lack of Grindr at the time. I don't know. What adult lets kids get up…

As a girl who went to Texas Girls State this year, and will actually be attending Girls Nation in just a few weeks, I can say I do not have words for how mad this has made me. Girls state is such an amazing experience, and to hear how different Boys state is has made many of us very upset. Here in Texas, Boys State…

Duh! He's my favorite!

You win all the lols just for 'Little Lord Scottleroy'.

Christ works in mysterious and often really unbelievably stupid ways.

Why would I open my heart to get hurt again????