I always read his name as "Alan Rickman" and I go through a split second of panic and confusion.

Yeah, but what if they had taken it home, slowly sauteed the weed in butter and then used the butter to make brownies and had eaten too many and freaked out? WHAT THEN?

Psh, when I get 100 balls for my birthday everyone just slut-shames me :(

I practically have a shrine for my cats and those fuckers are still alive

It must be really awkward when 13 Going On 30 comes on in the Affleck/Garner house.

OoooOOoOOooOoooOoOoooOoooo!!! Ben Affleck said Jennifer Garner can't be friends with Mark Ruffalo anymore because he's 2 SEXY. (I hope that's not true, because it's actually really controlly and creepy, and the Affleck-Garners are like my fave H-wood family these days.)

There was a short period when my cat just had to get into the hall closet when I turned the lights out to go to bed.

Heh, at first glance I thought the pretzel stuck in the upper side of the monstrosity was a cigarette butt, and I thought "man, they are NOT messing around!"

Because you're not just saying "I misunderstood your intent, my bad" and leaving it at that. You're very obviously grasping at every possible straw to avoid being wrong on the internet.

You do get that the 1st runner up they replaced her with is also disqualified according to the rules they're so eager to go by and is in fact older than the woman they booted, right?

Comedy is SO DIFFICULT, you guys.

you can thank"Miss congeniality" for that

god damn kids today with their marijuanas and their hippity-hops.

At first I thought he had been arrested on stage mid-musical, and now I am sorely disappointed.

it could be a "giles and friends" show or a "giles and people he kinda tolerated" show. But who would play young giles?

I would watch the fuck out of a Giles spin-off, so long as he is playing the guitar and singing 85% of the time.

snicker. I like you.

I'll say it: I FUCKING LOVE EVERYTHING ABOUT MY HORMONAL BIRTH CONTROL.