Celebrities: just like us except they seriously cannot take a bad photo. I mean honestly, you try this with your friends and tell me how many of them have their eyes open.

Meryl is 100% drunk right there. That is classic drunk girl response to magic pizza appearance

Jared Leto ran in like *that kid* who never got invited to anything.

"...I was with the only two real black people in the room (mixed races exclude)"

Good lord, those pictures at the top of the article. Who does he think he is, Eric Draven?

Well, I've slept with a white douchebag, which means I get to make fun of Rush.

Or a pitcher of margaritas...

I am getting poutine made of tater tots and foie gras on top. Cuz Kitchenette yesterday.

Mmmmm....I could go for nachos! With salsa and guacamole...maybe some refried beans and spanish rice on the side...and a margarita...

I mean, I know this is several hours later, but I am very interested in some nachos.

What is predicted when your cat is licking his scrotum? Because we're in for a LOT of that.

In Soviet Russia, American idiot mansplains you!

You have tragic but hilarious falls, too? The last few days have been so accident ridden here that my 10 year old said she felt like she was living in a fish stick comedy. I truly believe she means slapstick.

According to her website, she's a psychologist, model, and disability rights-advocate. She was also Miss Wheelchair New York.

She is awesome :)

My face hurts from smiling. I am so excited.

WALLACE. LOOKS. SO. GOOD.

The producers of the Bachelor must realize they've gone as far as they can with the show, so they've decided to go out with a wang.

I wonder if one could use it to their advantage. I'm thinking something like using all that extra skin like a flying squirrel.

In a shocking twist, members of the Sochi police mistake selves for participants in a Pride demonstration and arrest and detain themselves.