The best part is at the end when the squirrel runs off and the dog's all "What was THAT about?"

The vet hospital I work at does wildlife rehab, and this little guy was blown out of a tree during a hurricane. He was a pink, hairless baby when I took him home, and grew into this fine young man. His name was Sayid.

This may also be a scientifically viable theory. The skinny-manpant factor cannot be automatically discounted.

They look like a casting call for the newest Jonas Brothers.

I think my pants are broken. So much objective pretty, but I got nothing goin' on in there by way of crotchal response.

I ate leftover fried rice and half a deli pickle for breakfast. Standing over the sink. These guys can kiss my ass.

Hugo Schwyzer changed his name and now teaches computer science?

A black circle skirt, and a button up white top. Who cares?

Also they got no reason, got no reason to live.

I looooove this skirt! If it isn't super short I may have to add that to my wardrobe.

I am all for trying to be polite, but sometimes when you are at work and shit is hitting the fucking fan, you just need things to get DONE. And if you waste time couching your words or beating around about it, then people tend not to take your directives seriously. Particularly when you are a woman. Sometimes, it's…

"Kids Against Divorce" ... and by "Kids" we mean 50-something fundamentalist Christians.

"I choose my choice!"

Exactly. I assume she's going to clarify that by "nature" she didn't mean "ingrained through biology" and just mean "a characteristic commonly exhibited among women." Considering how awesome she is usually, I'd be pretty shocked to find out she's some sort of biological determinist.

Dr. Muffley...ob-gyn...

This is pretty much the same expression I'd have on if someone stuck me in an outfit like that.

I tried to read the op ed excerpts in a Swedish Chef voice but it just made me sadder.

I'm a lesbian and I'm afraid of cheese, so this would be one of my worst nightmares. It never occurred to me to worry about something like this, but now this is on my lists of things to worry about.

First thing that popped into my mind:

Also, her answer was much more interesting than any answer to his actual question would have been. How does she juggle? By working hard you idiot. Instead, she chose to explore and give him some of the personal reasons why she feels compelled to do the additional show. It was a much more illuminating answer, but it…