I think it's part this:

I thought this meant she asked them to make her into a dragon.

I just picked it up out of curiosity after I learned Jez was doing their book club with it. I hadn't read any of the discussion or anything.

The expression on her face is the exact expression you get when someone starts sticking their finger in your butt juuust a little and you're surprised but a little confused and trying to decide if you should go with it or make them stop immediately.

She totally has a Boob Fjord too. So jealy. #boobfjord #thinspo

My dad is a huge Julia Child fan and frequently made, what I realize now, was very tasty food. Sometimes we'd get fancy weekend breakfasts with egg cups. You get the picture.

So now he thinks he's Don Rickles?

I cook my vegetarian meals for 6 in my own kitchen EVERY DAY!!!! Go Me!! Get me a book deal now!!!!! Oh wait, I don't have a pretentious name. Hmmm, I think I shall become Joyous Sparkle Pony and declare it to be my real name :)

I have an aversion to pretentious utensils, I'm getting this other fork instead.

The only thing more fun than a "Sleepunder" is an"Unmovie Night" where its actually daytime and instead of watching movies everybody has to help clean the garage.

Sure, some people would describe this as hell. Me? An opportunity.

The last thing I want to be is in a car - stopping and starting with smelly hot soup. This would make me more nauseous than a seasick sailor stuck in a washing machine in a submarine.

Agreed. Good on him.

Yeah they didn't show when the baby stealth grabbed the eyeliner and they had to start all over! :D

"Here is a very elegant picture of Gisele Bundchen simultaneously breast-feeding and getting her hair, makeup and nails done"
At least she's not yelling "What's your excuse" at the same time.

That picture looks like a mural at the Denver airport.

Or maybe they're sad because someone they know and liked, who had a young daughter, just died tragically and violently?

Alternately, you could try and exercise some basic human empathy and reach the conclusion that both you and this girl deserve to have your reasonable preferences respected. Good job for going for the asshole option, I guess!

I personally enjoyed "I gots no keys woman!". I would probably pay a dollar for that one.