I work in a neurosurgical office and we had a very elderly patient call to make sure the magnetic fields wouldn’t affect her shunt. Nope, not how that works.

Then he’ll just be one more Fox anchor that my mother defends on super accurate conservative sites, making my FB a terrible place.

When I was in high school my mom let me teach the Christmas crafts to her fourth graders but I’d been babysitting and working at camp for years so I was more qualified for that role than Ivanka was today.

We saw him at Red Rocks last year at what seems to have been his penultimate show. He clearly wasn’t well (I’ve never seen them pump oxygen on stage before) but he was loved by the crowd. It was his festival and he obviously loved being there.

If ya’ll haven’t ready the satirized emails from Debra Messing on Previously TV, do so now. I’m looking forward to how they handle this list.

All the stars for that reference...

I feel like they might try ‘light as a feather, stiff as a board’ next.

I will never be able to unsee that.

“Architecting your life” might just replace “curated” as my least favorite descriptor.

Melania and are are way too close to sharing a birthday. Although it’s bad enough that I have to be 45 all year.

I was gonna say Mad Libs but bingo works better#

I was hesitant to like this because 69 stars seemed appropriate.

Are they paid? Or is that only left wing protesters? Sigh.

Mine’s curly and I love these. I’ve used other brands too. I sleep with them holding my hair in a bun so I don’t strangle myself overnight. The hit water trick is genius.

Mine’s curly and I love these. I’ve used other brands too. I sleep with them holding my hair in a bun so I don’t…

Easy to hold pink champagne cake pops, rolled in edible gold glitter. Festive!

My own personal hell would have that song playing for eternity.

Having a Jared worked out so well for Subway...

Well, now I want to watch Legally Blonde while drinking a bottle of wine as a coping tool.

In that case, I’m all for it. Whine away, buddy.

This is what happens when they use Alex Jones as a news source, good Lord.