I think it was Paula Poundstone who years ago had a bit to the effect of “I got an abortion today. I wasn’t even pregnant but I wanted to piss those people off.”

CNN - fake news! Sigh...

But what about guns for grizzlies?!

No. But if someone on Etsy can make wine glasses with my cat on them...

Alex Jones loves that theory.

All the stars for the Bill Plympton reference.

Possibly Mayor Wilkins. That would also include vampires and demons.

I’d buy it, and respect it.

If you live with a truther/conspiracy theorist then it’s much less charming. Trust me.

I saw her skiing in Sun Valley one year, she asked everyone in the ladies room for lip balm. I think someone shared. She looked better than she had any right to after skiing.

That’s my experience as well (fuck you, Kaiser system). But when I miscarried and went in without a “sample” all of my paperwork had to say that I could still have a viable pregnancy. I’ve worked in women’s health and have a health science degree but my heart breaks for women who can’t advocate for themselves or who…

Well, I never shot my mother; it seems like that memory might stick.

Although they mentioned court, they never mentioned that they lost a child over those beliefs. Ridiculous. Apparently it was all worth it for the martyrdom.

Not just this season, every season ever.

I live in CO and just saw a notice for Green Yoga. Yes, it’s what you think. Which doesn’t seem great for anything beside chilling on your mat.

Have you filed a BBB report against them? I did that with Verizon (different reason) and corporate was on it the next day.

I saw it, I think I’m over Tarantino. I’m not an overly sensitive person but the writing seemed weak and approximately 467 utterances of the N word did not make me feel festive (I was in a funk for hours until Zoo Lights and Bailey’s hot chocolate with the girls. That was far more festive.)

Local news (I’m in Boulder) is still saying it’s active. No real news at the moment.

I made baked tortellini and drank a bottle of red blend while watching Grey’s (and a little Netflix, I’m behind on Scandal and that was a lot of wine). Sometimes eating, drinking, and crying are necessary.

No wonder I keep seeing Vaccination Program Manager positions posted for Idaho Health and Welfare.