I feel like every woman (really everyone) should get a copy of The Gift of Fear before high school. Being nice all the time doesn’t always work.

I have a set of cheese knives like that. I use them on wet cat food only, my cat gets super excited when he sees them.

See also: Felicity Huffman and William H. Macy. I would cry, a lot.

I’m currently waiting tables while I try to figure out what the hell else I want to do, so I work as much as I can with no control over my schedule while knowing I’m grossly underemployed. But my professional field is nonprofit work, which pays crap under the best of circumstances. Time to find myself some bootstraps!

Great reference, you are now my favorite.

I am doing this with my sparkly hoop tape when I get home.

Juliette Lewis? She's always bugged me.

Which is why pot tourism is booming here in CO. A cop girlfriend of mine wants to visit me for a weed tour when she retires. It's not usually my thing but she would be a hoot.

Exactly.

I am pretty sure that I will never feel/look like a grownup but it freaks me out that Teresa Giudice and I are the same age. Huh.

Jeez. Apparently I missed an opportunity when I just made French toast with vanilla.

I think my bioethics classes focused heavily on Arthur Caplan. It's been a while but he's pretty reasonable, from what I remember. It seems like an advocate is necessary, just to start.

I can believe it. I worked at a Planned Parenthood years ago and we were quarantined with an anthrax threat. When they let us go, a nearby friend offered to give me all his liquor but his roommate wouldn't open the door for awhile, thinking I was infected.

We were sent dirt, not anthrax, the only threat I presented…

Aw, my first negative comment. I've arrived!

Has anyone tried saying "Kirby Delauter" into the mirror three times? Does he pop up and sue you?

They are adorable. I never thought Dax would be my favorite on Parenthood. Now I like him just a little too much.

Pretty much everything about Kristen Bell makes me want to hang out with her and drink wine.

Ugh, Vermont is the creepy guy I went out with who did naked yoga and tried to make me drink a raw egg and homemade kombucha. A world of no.

Do you watch too much Investigation Discovery also? Because that scenario has totally been on there.

I work for a ballet school and company, thanks for giving me my Facebook post tomorrow! So lovely.