Agreed. And my mom always had a little thing for him. He's classy.

I like your spin. I chalked my 'meh' reaction up to being old and needing skinny pants to get off my lawn.

Roku is the best.

That penguin dance is just like the one I did in my third grade dance recital, where I played a penguin (studio wide recital theme: Under the Sea). Now if only he had that black and white satin costume...

This is so completely my bf. We're the same height (5'6 but he says he's 5'8. He's not) and I have lost track of how often he talks about being a short man in crowds or at work. He has absolutely no confidence about it at all and allows himself to feel like others are judging him because of it (my take, they are…

I am not signing that. Not sure how that will fly in a state where you can solemnize your own marriage (with a license, of course).

I feel like I should like her too. I saw her on Craig Ferguson when she was promoting Tiny Furniture and it really soured me on her (and the movie). Super annoying.

Did yours have wine stains too? At least I gave it to a friend who didn't care.

Yes, and I will likely cry through that too. I pretty much only cry through Parenthood but the sweetness overwhelmed me!

I saw that movie for Craig Ferguson and then could not stop crying.

Me too! It made me so stabby and irritated. The second I finished I mailed it to a friend (I tried to warn her) just to get the damn thing out of my house.

As a Boulder resident, I feel better about her Seattle life because I'm a bit conflicted about all the Boulder/Denver stuff on her site. If it were happening here, I may have serious eye-rolling issues.

I have that too and had no idea it was an actual thing! Thanks, internet, for an accurate self-diagnosis! (no, seriously, my mom just thought it was a weird fluke)

Perfect. I have hairbrushes for microphones. And also markers to add spots to the cat.

Not too late at all! I have a huge bag of nail polish and a bottle of wine.

I remember when Toaster Strudels came out. My famous slumber parties got even better. And that was after my dad turned the yard into a legitimate ice rink.

Yikes, that brings back horrible memories of having an awful migraine and being stuck on a road trip with someone who'd brought steamed bok choy. Who takes bok choy on a road trip? What's wrong with Doritos?

Honestly, all events are out of control. As a non-profit event planner I would get so stabby when our volunteers would have 3 day email conversations about napkin colors. Dear God, they are napkins. Pick 3 or 4, order whatever is in stock and be done with it.

My first word was "dirt" so take that, Bieber.

I was diagnosed at 39 and so far nothing has worked for me. Not at all. It's super disappointing, really. Adderall just made me tired. Sigh.