This is as far as I've gotten on dinner...While watching BtVS "Pangs", of course.

An ex found my OKC profile somehow and then messaged me a giant apology for being a jackass (and possibly gay, although he left that part out). It was creepy and definitely not what I wanted in my inbox!

Nope, tears for me too here in Cherry Creek. I might be overly tired and sentimental.

I had to forward to the end, it was making me anxious to see him try so hard! But good job, mousie!

This is Leo. He was going to be a Russian blue but he changed his mind. He will be happy to help you work from home.

This goes on my list of things I do not want to be seen buying. But then again, I used to feel dejected when my groceries consisted of diet coke, frozen pizza and cat litter.

That first sentence just gave me a very scary mental image of Senate Tea Partiers dancing all boy band/Funky Bunch style. Who knows, they may have had time to rehearse during the shutdown.

"Manosphere" can that please not be thing?

Is there some sort of foundation for Douchebag Awareness? Maybe a ribbon wearing too much hair product?

Obesity! Possibly mental illness. Of course.

I think she could just stop at "life" - I don't think you need curating to get one.

And he does boudoir shots. That's it, I'm getting out my lingerie right now...

He reminds me a bit (enough to make me feel more creepy) of an ex. The one who told me that I didn't know myself as well as he knew himself. Well enough to know that he maybe wanted to have sex with men but didn't want to talk about it...yet.

My mother was the voice of reason. “Relationships are a marathon, not a sprint,” she said. “Take it one sandwich at a time.”

Somehow this list makes me feel better about my weight and my chin length brunette bob.

Skirt Sports headquarters is just around the corner from me. I've volunteered for them several times and done this race a few times. It's really fun. Nicole DeBoom is incredibly nice and the entire staff is very sweet and very supportive. Around here, it's hard to find a race that's just fun and not crazy…

I think this is just "eating" not an eating disorder. Although I did want to say all of this to the person who brought steamed bok choy on a 6 hour road trip while I had a migraine. Not. Pleasant.

Okay, I am horribly sleep deprived because I read NAMI and thought NAMBLA (and I work in mental health!). Not a pretty picture. Still The Secret bullshit though.

I'm allergic to cold. Seriously. If I shiver and especially when I'm cold and wet, I break out in hives and wheeze. Sometimes for weeks. I live in Colorado, so that's fun.

He's getting so big! So much cuteness with the hairdryer (whereas my cat runs like hell)!