That video felt like an ad for a travel agency.

This ☝🏻 That was so pathetic! 

Let’s hope their lawyers drafted a prenup just as long.

ok I haven’t bought into any of this “the romance is staged” nonsense until I saw Nick Jonas wipe a nonexistent tear from his cheek in that instagram post.

Jebus, that train is longer than the long end of my house. The train could probably serve as a fumigation tent for my house. Hey, it’s their money and they can do whatever they want with it, but it seems unbelievably tacky.

Did he just do a fake tear wipe? 

They’ve played this whole thing off as so cutesy, and the media has gobbled it up. But it reeks of excess and now I’m just generally turned off.

The only nice thing about that Pete Davidson post is that Jonathan Van Ness commented and suggested they get together for "mask time" and Tan France said, in all caps as he does because he's my grandpa, that he loves him.  The other day some ari fans were bashing him on his IG and ariana's manager commented to one and…

Gigi and I have inverted fears: I can’t pee comfortably if the shower curtain is closed.

Because ANYTHING could be waiting behind it to jump out at you!!!!! Spiders! Rand Paul! Your student loan debt!

Pete Davidson, Demi Lovato, Selena Gomez, Kanye West and Justin Bieber should all take their money and leave Hollywood/fame behind before it destroys them completely.

This smacks of “celebs being too transparent about their disordered eating” than anything else.

Yeah. Like what? He want people to pay homage? Fucking insane.

I really have nothing to say about this other than I love how the title has gone from “Road Rules All Stars” to “Real World/Road Rules Challenge” to just “The Challenge” as now their primary audience wasn’t even born yet during the heyday of either show.

And when all else fails I take comfort in the fact that the outside of my body at least looks stronger and healthier, ha ha. 

It’s a fear of mine. I am Lindsay Lohan’s age. In 2005 or so, there was an era of anorexia and I hopped in for a year. Later, I was thin from abusing energy pills. Later, I was thin for being stressed. I spent my 20s being thin, now I spend my 30s trying to be as healthy as possible .I fear for my poor heart. 

Shut up, this is 2018 in the U.S., not classical Greece. 47 is young to fucking DIE. A healthy, wealthy woman should easily live to 90 or so. 

This was a stupid post. 

Let me introduce you to Al B. Sure!

My parents also divorced when I was very young - my father divorced several times thereafter. It doesn’t mean you can’t have a very happy relationship/marriage. That was their trajectory - yours is your own.

“Can you imagine 25 years of marriage, to one person, even Barack Obama? Or 25 years of anything?”

Oh, children. You don’t imagine the time. You imagine the things you’d like to do with your time. And then you try to do them.
(Just celebrated 26 years of marriage with Mr. UrbanAchiever and no, we didn’t imagine it. We…