Dude, this. While I’ve always appreciated his work, he seemed like such a prick and certainly not someone I’d want to have a conversation with (unless I was feeling particularly masochistic and in the mood to have someone make me feel like an idiot). Like, yes, you’re brilliant, but you don’t have to talk down to…

I never knew a thing about Ariana until the Pete Davidson thing and now I’ve been listening to her music a ton and have even considered going to her concert. I’m a sucker, I tell you. A total sucker. 

To be fair, Kim is a Libra-Scorpio cusp, and Scorpios will never fully forgive someone who’s hurt them (or a loved one). Also, I was born the day after Kim, so I speak from a place of great knowledge (lol).

Oh man, me too! I’ve never looked better!

Wow, this is me. Plus, I was a smoker. I often worry that all the good I’m doing now will never undo the years of abusing my body. But I’m sure as hell gonna try.

Thank you for this. Not that I’m married, nor have I ever been, but I do come from divorced parents who had an awful relationship, so it took years and years for me to imagine a world in which marriage isn’t a recipe for a lifetime of misery. It’s nice to hear from someone who is happily married! What you’re saying…

I noticed the same thing! I had a hard time not noticing his teeth the entire movie because he seemed so uncomfortable with them, like a kid with new braces who isn’t sure yet how to move his mouth around them. 

Same! I was expecting something awful, but instead I laughed and said “Okay, that was actually funny” out loud.

I was there in May and I didn’t expect to love that city as much as I now do!

Yeah but Chipotle goes hard on the food poisoning sooooo... WHO IS MORE EVIL?

Absolutely. It’s chilling.

Exactly! 

YES! Also, what I can’t get over is the fact that there are plenty of other amazing stand ups who are worthy of filling the space left behind, people who haven’t done the horrible things that CK did. He had his time, he made his money, he fucked it up--BYE. Let’s give someone else a chance. 

I mean, yes, of course we should, but also, of course he was? The dude was a total scumbag. Does anyone of sound mind actually remember him fondly?

Same, I googled just to be sure, but while googling I was like “Laura would never. I can’t imagine how much she’d get roasted for such a choice!”

Diane Davis, who is quoted in this, should know damn well how this works, because a professor in her department at UT is currently facing the same shit. There was an article about him for Splinter like a month ago? He hasn’t been fired. Tenure really works out for them in these cases!

Oh man, SAME. I start envisioning the fall of our relationship, how unhappy I REALLY am, how annoying HE really is, and then I check the calendar. Two days later I’m back to feeling like the luckiest person in the world. Ugh, hormones.

NOPE. Got food poisoning from Chipotle a couple years ago and now I’m never going back.

My thoughts exactly. As someone here on Jezebel once called it, Doppelbangers. 

This was perfect.