I am living for the backhanded shadiness of this comment.

OMG YOU ARE SERIOUS DO YOU HAVE A SENSE OF HUMOR

I tend to not like them because they are like the worst parts of jr. high. They are about clothes, and not letting everyone know how poor you are, and manipulating the people around you so you seem popular, and being hurt because the boy that you can’t express yourself to loves someone else. And in general, I don’t…

This is my favorite cross over ever. All of the hate and vitriol of WYTS, with 100% more floral prints. Perfection. *insert loud, Italian, finger kisses here

I think, between this and the annual Williams-Sonoma catalog review, we have learned that Drew needs to do more catalog reviews.

It really was an adorable way to promote her movie about a fragile white woman who rises up to kill a shitload of Mexicans.

Fuck her for making that trash, is what I’m saying.

Well sure, it’s a church.

In this day and age why is this news? I am an old and I say let’s keep everything consensual and our sex workers safe. The rest is not my business.

6 and a 1/2 stone is 91 pounds

Look, I was already in love with Jameela Jamil. If you keep telling me all the ways she is incredible that I didn’t already know about then I’ll have nothing left to surprise me when she finally comes to take me away from all this. Just leave us a little something for ourselves, hm?

It’s incredibly frustrating that all these insightful and important things that Jameela said are now reduced to this dumbass story involving the Kardashians. Can we just be done with that family and talk about how awesome Jameela Jamil is on her own?

Why is it confusing for folks to understand that people of color buy into white supremacy? Like. Just cuz this bitch’s mom’s niece husband’s friend’s auntie is Mexican doesnt mean she’s down.

HE WORE HIS NAME TAG TO THE INTERVIEW!!! God, Mr. Owens is awesome.

I shop at Whole Foods.
I buy organic everything.
I buy in bulk.

I will tell you the secret to uncrustable magic. You get a frozen strawberry uncrustable, if you get grape you’ve already fucked up, don’t be gross. You pop it in the microwave for like 10 seconds, maybe 15. The jelly somehow turns into sweet delicious hot syrupy lava encased in a still icy peanut butter shell. It’s…

Do you only shop at Whole Foods, Rebecca?

Counterpoint: Uncrustables are fine.

Holy shit, Rachel Weisz gave birth at age 48? Is this a rich person who can afford any and all medical care thing? Or do I need to worry about getting pregnant once I’m in my late 40s??

Dear Rainbow,

I’d be more interested in the list of fast food chains that haven’t donated to the GOP and/or conservative causes. Because I’d guess that list is fucking short.