It could be worse.

I know!!!!!!! I honestly love that about myself.

Thank you for indulging me. Being melodramatic during awards season is my favorite form of self-care. It’s fun to pit movies against each other!!!! 

Bobby, I fully support your completely valid Chazelle take.

And yet - atheist that I am - I would make the argument that what separates the ‘axial’ religions - Judaism, Buddhism, Christianity, and Islam - is that at their best, in their foundations, they ultimately focus on us getting on with one another, engaging each other, being kind to one another. Scientology seems more…

Lol of course Beto was the bassist. That means he'll be a good politician who just wants everyone to get along and will stop fights and provide a strong foundation for everybody to be at their best.

Later, the GOP tweeted out a sketch of Ted Cruz when he was a hottie.

I love Instagram but I only follow people I like and I ignore the ads. 

Ego and an inflated view of self. CK’s ego (just like Matt Lauer and others of the same ilk) refuses to be dictated on when to leave their chosen profession. How dare someone (especially a woman) ruin his career. CK’s inflated view of self honestly believes he is being missed when in fact he’s not.

This! ^^ Needs more stars

This! I’m a frequenter of local comedy shows and there are hundreds, if not thousands, of comics who deserve a chance before CK gets a comeback. If he wants his chance in the spotlight again his name should go at the very bottom of the list. Once we get through every single other comedian, chances are, we won’t find hi…

I’ll be honest—the women that these men victimized are serving a life sentence of having all the same feelings of shock and disgust come right back up again whenever they see these assholes, so why shouldn’t they have to serve a life sentence of keeping the fuck out of the spotlight? There are some things you do that…

The USADA tested Serena right after her win. While they found her levels of Flystorgen, Notgivingfucks & SoDopamine to be off the charts for a regular pro-athlete they still were within Williams’ standard range.

Right?!?!?!!?! Matt Lauer, piece of shit that he is, is confidently announcing he’ll be back on TV. What? Are there no milquetoast white guys available that aren’t sexual predators? He’s got no talent other than reading off a teleprompter and asking fawning questions of celebrities, I’m sure I could (and most other…

Aretha Franklin was notorious for being a controlling perfectionist.

Never underestimate the power of white men to fail upwards.

1) My first, instinctive reaction to this headline, “Oh, will you PLEASE FUCK OFF!!!”

I posted something similar but seriously. This is the equivalent of forgetting it’s your friend’s birthday and looking around your apartment and deciding to gift out that Yankee Candle that was only lit once.

Who are these people giving him a “warm ovation”? Was he performing to a room full of public masturbators?

“a 15-minute set that touched on what [club owner Noam Dworman] called ‘typical Louis C.K. stuff” — racism, waitresses’ tips, parades.”