Hillary Swank basically threw the most WASP Pinterest inspired wedding ever. 

My shoe wardrobe is, for the most part, divided into two seasons: Birkenstocks and Doc Martens, and has been for 20+ years. You will pry them off my cold, dead feet.

Not only that, but if I were this fucking arrogant/stupid/clueless, I would have at least started by sticking my toes into the hole to see if it was actually there, instead of just damn the torpedoes, full steam ahead.

Rose Mcgowan has been constantly accused of publicly defending a child rapist, Victor Salva. People have been asking her about it every day on Twitter for almost a year now, and she ignores them. When I brought it up on Jezebel I got so many hate messages I had to go off the grid for months. Because people think…

Honestly Rose is an unstable presence as well. The movement simply needs better advocates than these two.

They should just write about it. They’re responsible for reporting what happened, not how people choose to use it. Victims can be abusers and abusers can be victims. That is the no-spin, messy reality.

Maybe Keanu and Winona not knowing they were meant to be together set us on this, the darkest timeline.

Yup. I’m also v tired of the “—of Jewish heritage—” shit casually thrown in there. Like, who gives a flying fuck about your heritage, not sure how it’s germane to possible sexual harassment, etc.

Ugh. Enough already with the damn “this person has done a lot of good, therefore they could never have done anything wrong” letters. I can understand it’s hard to accept that a friend or idol might not be who you thought they were but keep your thoughts to yourself.

Can we talk about the eyebrows? I’ve been dying to talk about the eyebrows!

When I’m ready to break up with my boyfriend, I step back and evaluate and ask myself “when was my last period?” This all sounds very rational in writing. The reality is more like me stomping out of his house, sobbing on the couch, plotting his demise, and sending passive aggressive text messages followed by “I love…

“DADDDDYYYYYY DIDNT GIVE ATTENTIOONNNNNNN”

Do I hope the tape surfaces? Yeah sure. Will it change anything? Hell no. His base will love it (as so many others have said). Pearls will be clutched. People will be outraged. Trump will be denounced. And, that’s all folks. Because it is a well known fact that Trump is a racist and has used the term numerous times in…

I know the salient point is the n-word tape but I laughed at this:

JUST WHEN YOU THINK CHRISTIANITY IS ON THE ROPES!

One of my Canadian friends had a fucking advent calendar of weed. I have no idea where she got it, but I want one so bad.

Nothing says “member of the master race” than a 34 year old man still living with his parents.

Look at Michael J. Fox. You drink water, you mind your goddamned business, and you too can not look like a Kraft Single.

One of my favorite Aretha performances was at Divas Live in 1998 where she just bulldozes through “Natural Woman” making some other enormously talented women look like her back-up singers.

Looking was an EXCELLENT show that I miss soooo very much! I was just talking about it yesterday. Sigh. Maybe I’ll watch the movie again. Damn it, now I miss SF. :(