It’s his dog.

Bring out the ol’ Chanclas for these degenerates!

And we wonder why we’re in the Trump era. Giant masses of people are idiotic sheep willing to eat up any shit, even if it has no depth to it. ESPECIALLY if it has no depth to it. We’re fucked. 

LONG story, but I’m bored at work.

Wow is Herwees handling this better than I would have.  

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I was looking for a roommate when I met Virtual Eddie, and he moved in full time like after a month.

I wish I was crazy rich so I could marry with no forethought, have a great party,get a lot of gifts, then divorce to do it all over again. What a life!

Hollywood is all about trends. I guess the quick engagement is very on trend in 2018.

That is why I decided I needed a scooby-natural t-shirt. I am close to 50 and I like my graphic tees. It is a good way to embarrass the kids as punishment for a low level offense. 

I am so happy for Michelle Williams happiness. I also love that she does everything she can to be a private citizen in her industry for herself and her daughter. I adore how she describes their relationship. All the best wishes and blessings to them.

I love the phrase “secret ceremony”. I know it just means that they kept it private, but it makes me think of a shadowy rite involving candles, black robes, ominous chanting, and a surprising amount of blood.

Definitely a point to be made about wearing shirts with slogans instead of performing real actions to improve society, but this is definitely a moment for the “why not both?” gif. One shirt that I wear regularly is a Geena David Media Center shirt that says “If She Can See It, She Can Be It.” People do ask me about…

This is what my favourite gym shirt says to that

Your guilt makes me think it was you..

Riiiight??  Lawyers are expensive and you work at a dollar store.  Also his kinfolk Josiah saying they don’t dislike any race and then following up with that hashtag.

I love when people say they’re going to “call their attorney” like they ALL have lawyers on retainer and shit.

He’s literally mad that a Black woman is getting a deal. That’s it. She’s not doing anything illegal or even losing them money. Hell, there are entire reality shows dedicated to extreme couponing, where people will end up paying $6.35 for like $200 worth of stuff. A Black woman doing it is “taking advantage,” somehow,…

Dollar General is investigating? What? Call up that fucking store, get Slewfoot Ken’s ass on the line, tell him he fucked up, grab his Moon Pie stash and take his ass home and keep him off the schedule indefinitely, then tell Marsha she’s the manager, now, give her a 35 cent raise and hang the phone the fuck up.

Haywood Jablome. I’m scratching my head trying to figure out if I Gene Masseth is some play on words I am somehow missing though