The Pathfinder says to itself, "Well, this is awkward."

What about the cars that this guy picked?

What is this article of clothing? Do people my age actually wear things like this?

Holy. Shit.

Or you can just get something that is modestly handsome, not over the top, not shouting to the world and something that DOES NOT HAVE a clown face steering wheel.

My Wife bought hers in 2005 when GM sold off Saab for 16k or so due to the clearance. It's been a decent car, though apparently it spawned the wagonpocalypse

The Saabaru is the best kind of badge engineering available.

Lllladieeees....

...Bottom of the 6th and Citi Field Security lead the NL All*Stars in hits.

Whoa, earbuds+ driving= poor idea.

Front mounted horse heads. You're not fooling anyone, asshole.

Calvin peeing on stuff:

"Just look at him. Square. The shape of evil."

I'm still waiting for the Toyota Highlander Highlander Edition, featuring tartan and fur interior.

It was all because of the handbrake turn.

NY State Troopers use a fair number of these as well.

Look for something distinctly more German in Tennessee.

Don't forget the Chevy Tahoe. Lots of those here in Texas. Lots.

I may be nitpicking, but the 2011+ Charger Pursuit is missing.