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That "someone" is me and my friends. Glad you guys like it :)

"...turn your headlights on"

It's interesting to see that NorCal went with the Primry, whereas SoCal is staunchly Priuma.

Its the facelift of the Opel Insignia (dunno what you guys call it over in the states)

Definitely the facelifted Buick Regal, because this is the freshly facelifted Vauxhall/Opel Insignia that it is based on:

"Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I'm just a caveman... Your world frightens and confuses me. When I see your self-propelling autocars, sometimes I just want to throw spears at them. I'm more at home hunting the woolly mammoth than I am hunting a good interior decorator. And when I see a solar eclipse, like the one I…

looks like an 02/03 protege. corner light looks like is tapered up in the same way. wheels look aftermarket also.

This should cover most angles. My money is on a 1999-2000 Mazda Protoge. Corner lights look very close. Need a better look at the taillights to be sure.

LOL, the bicyclist isn't obligated to keep up with the speed of traffic. He needs to follow the rules, and act like any other vehicle on the road, but its speed will obviously be lower than cars'. But you DO NOT ride a bike on the sidewalk.

You missed the ST, which is pretty odd in and of itself. You skipped the Mark 6 GTI which is a hell of a performer.

Good thing Denton didn't limit headlines to 39 characters.