I really hope you mean the people reading this website, because if this website can actually think, all hope is lost. 

*found my calling*.

“Are you a drinker/sniffer?”

I agree, especially in the first pic. Rented that once, did like it. I rented an Equinox as well once, like that too, but between the two, the vibe looks better. Being a curious dude, I looked up the equinox, and found out it is built on the same platform as the Chevrolet Captiva, which is a Deawoo Winstorm. I always…

You have to implement measures ensuring that your brain is always in a permanent post-coffee state.

is that the penis extention program?

That’ll buff right out!

Netflix has a show called Car Masters, which I found interesting. Graveyard cars wsa too much talk for me, the guy never shuts up. I like Fantomworks.

That whole smokey and the bandit shit is driving me crazy. Yes it was a cool movie when I was a kid. Let’s leave it at that. 

Didn’t Oprah buy that? 

Barasso, a member of the family by the same name, is said to have ties with the Soprano family.

That’s true! We were all forced to stop using hairspray, while it could be our saving grace! 

Not Sex And Marihuana?

This laser stuff was in style when I was young. At one point, I bought my school stuff with these layouts, however, the Citroën pictured was a CX. I was so proud of my laser-Citroën themed book covers, workbooks and agenda. 

It’s easier to hold on to what you know, than to step outside that comfort zone.

Haha yeah, Tony Soprano all the way!

More power to him, I hope he wins this. 

Still, I haven’t heard any real shit going on with these, that drivetrain must be pretty solid. Same goes, of course, for Prius, which has been around for over 20 years. I love the way these hybrids drive, supersmooth. Plus the Volt looks pretty good in my eyes.

That is a good point, however, Volt isn’t trying to be a full EV. The gasoline engine takes you further than the electric one, which puts a different perspective on this. 

Excellent decision, having a gas burner in an electric car is pure blasphemy.