How about the Rotary Club?

Well, I wish them all the best. No hulu here in euroland though.

If they were, over half of our cities would be torn down. 

Only his position as chairman has been at risk.

That will only make things worse. Start your car while parked and in first gear, and you instantly hit anything in front of you. Massagse the pedals wrong in traffic and you’re stopped. In traffic. I see it all the time and always think “get an automatic, you donkey”. 

Generalizations are great rant-helping tools. 

Bimmer plate reads NAR-702. Nar = joker in dutch. So there.

“to adult”. From the verb adultery?

uncrank yourself and you can haz a different vehicle!

That is not design. That is just wrong.

How about coffee and mustangs? Will clear up the lot nicely as well. ;)

Can I say that I like the way it looks?

Saddle sore cream?! 

The list of problems was too long for kinja.

Those con men operate on your side of the pond as well? Man o man.

Will there be a convertible?

Well, tbh, the truck looks like a chevy to me. Bit more square, maybe.

That woman seems unstable. Maybe she is a good match for the incoherent potus?

Where do I click to buy one? Make that two!

I tried to walk from the rental place to a store that I could see in Kansas City, years ago. Mistake. No sidewalks, no way to cross that street without 4 wheels.