I am very sorry that you did not get a Citroën, and on behalf of the whole of Europe I apologise for the inconvenience.

Single malt, I presume?

That is a nice car!

Because he can go “I am ze fuckin’ police, he”?

Plus they’re family to jaaaaaaaags.

That sounds excellent. I assume the back is loaded with the stuff when bought?

Why is it weird? Not trolling. I like it. I don’t have to go lookup the 340 engine, I immediately know the size of the engine.

been watching Eastenders again?

You forget about watching his show and be correctly entertained, however not any wiser concerning cars or driving.

For a while, VW sold the Golf GTE here, which is a GTI with a hybrid drivetrain. I am guessing that was never sold in the US, but that would have been a better choice than an “R”, especially if they are traded in for EV’s later.

He shall now move to the Netherlands as stated in international color-law, where these are the only accepted colors and blend in, instead of standing out.

somehow “break apart in mid air” and TheBlightOfGrey’s “Very safe plane” don’t compute. 

Hahahahahahahahahhhahahahahahahaha there goes my coffee

Yeah when this gentlemant Jordan Belfort called about a very special opportunity to invest, he knew that was smart, even though he had never invested or even looked into the stock market.

I am still counting on the possibility of musk getting the deal done as he said he would, leaving everyone stunned. This dude is not as crazy as some think he is. But I guess time will tell.

Took me 30 seconds to get this...which reminds me, would you wear them again the next day or do you have a second pair?

Americans tend to forget this, which is understandable.

Ok, but what if you’re visiting? You cannot visit and park?

Nah, the pres doesn’t know about the oil filter. He’s all, like, being president and shit.

that figures: there are 7 cirlces of hell!