I’ll just say it again: every out of warranty Range Rover is a crack pipe. Every single one.

Don’t try to drag Porsche in to this.

This is AMG.

My reaction to the 2021 Mercedes-AMG GLB 35.

Whoa, is that a “CUV” with like 2 inches of ground clearance? The profile of a Zamboni, but less clearance for terrain?

All I see is...

Remember the old days when our transportation ate grass?

Some people are masochists. Work impossible hours, almost no paid holiday, almost no social safety net, shitty education system and shitty health care situation yet mocking those who have made a better society for themselves.

A muppet named Targa!  5 month old labradoodle

You clearly understand the challenges faced here and are thinking like a master villain. Drones are for children, my 5 year old grandson loves zipping mine around the neighborhood. The bee is the only clear solution. 

Meh, would suit my needs about 350 days out of the year.
I can rent fun stuff on vacation for the rest. I like it

Whenever I see an early 1980’s jaguar, I think of the move Crazy People starring Dudley Moore, who was the ad exec that came up with this:

At the gym where I take my son for tennis, there are plenty of parking space in the overflow lot. People sit in traffic and rush to the first open space to be closer to the entrance. Why? So they can have a shorter walk. But then they get into the gym and get on the stair climber for the next hour... Go figure :)

I can’t justify dropping $700+ on a new console or computer but I would like to play some modern games.  A monthly service like this would be ideal for me.  But, i’m probably an asshole for not complaining. 

This was broadly said in the comments, but to summarize:

This lucky person already owns #2 (with a power steering pump from #3) and might get #4 in the future. Good enough for me. 

Let’s suppose an X1 driving a-hole is doing what we’d expect: not paying attention to road and she plows into some kid and instantly kills the child. What will the Bimmer “driver” claim?

Plebeian Detection System

My lowly Cruze has Bluetooth.  I am also 60 years old.  Yes, people my age who think that syncing their phone to their car is too complicated have been idiots all of their lives.

Tooting their horn.