I haven’t been able to reply 90% of the time for a year now, sort of gave up

Or get a Tahoe, buy your wife a nice watch and call it a day. 

If he believes more weight equals more safety, he should LOVE electric cars.

I have never driven a Porsche. I have been in one when I was young when my then best friend owned one and I remember that it was fast. Porsche does not build cars for someone like me, however, I like the way this looks. And the writeup is in great detail, it gives me the feeling I know what the car is about. 

A tiny sub?

I cannot even find the bloody video in this article. Happy to see you took over cynisism. 

In the last picture you can see the car in its correct position!

I noticed that thing in the drivetribe video by hamster, and wondered why they did this. It feels off.

Does a wine cellar count?

And the cocaïne. Don’t forget about the cocaïne.

To bee, or not to bee. 

First thing I thought of as well. That place was featured more than once here. 

Pretty accurate I’d say, and I am not even american. 

That’s kind of unfriendly, I guess.

the american dream!

Is there a mall?

Karen: “can I speak to the manager?”

Maybe we can buy an autonomous electronic bee on the black market from that guy who used to work at the government lab once where they developed spy-roaches but the bee was an advanced prototype. The bee may be able to get through and take pictures ‘cause it’s a Government issued Autonomous Spy Vehicle (tm).

I just did but, eh, hold on, there’s someone at the door. 

He only asked to deflect from the fact the he actually is an alien.