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All female cast reboot of Episode 1. Melissa McCarthy stars as Jar Jar.

Eff off with your geographically restricted video posts.

Margaret Atwood’s ongoing support for Steve Galoway and Joseph Boyden, both of whom routinely exploit their status and privilege to exploit young female novelists, should have anybody who’s ever considered her an advocate for women’s rights seriously considering their support of her.

Listen—the phrases “that idiot” and “Donald Trump Jr.” are redundant OK?

There’s a producer in Vancouver who had the rights to Pern years ago. I was talking to him about web stuff. Not sure what’s happened.

Dick move sure but to be fair that’s about as generic a Sci-Fi cover as I can imagine. It’s the kind of thing I’d have bought when I was 7 off the rack at the corner store.

Got a whole article out of that, did you?

Your mother!

I haven’t had a lengthy update on the status of the Surface market in a while. I miss you man.

Well sure. Also: he’s super hot.

What’s fucked up about the Real Ghostbusters is that Arsenio Hall has a career.

What’s fucked up about the Real Ghostbusters is that Arsenio Hall has a career.

I’ve changed my mind. I now want a 1/2 female 1/2 male cast reboot of Ghostbusters 2016 with one of the females as a not CIS cross dresser and one of the males as a non-gendered person who insists on being addressed as “Lord God and Master of all Ghost Busting.”

Thank you, Mr. Nadella. Please go on.

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Surface sells a million units in a quarter and it’s a huge success. Apple sells 20 Million iPads and it’s failing. Go figure.

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I’m pretty sure that dude is Steve “Monkey Boy” Ballmer.

Please go on. It’s obvious that the problem with Surface is that people say too little about it.