Listen—the phrases “that idiot” and “Donald Trump Jr.” are redundant OK?

Got a whole article out of that, did you?

Raphael Orlove’s Canon Eos Rebel X he graciously let me borrow, which he also recently used to take beautiful film photos

WTF? Seriously. WTF.

My granfather trapped and slew japs for a living, but you don’t see them hiring him DO YOU?

Racist ass motherfucker, there are many round eye gaijin at Nintendo.

YOU GO HACKERS! But seriously, why? Just watch Chloe if you want to see Amanda Seyfried naked—with Julianne Moore!

Yeah, I don’t have much sense of humour when it comes to motorcycles I guess. Three friends had serious accidents in a year. One was making a turn in LA and is only alive because wealth wasn’t an issue.

I can’t come anywhere near using its potential

Better watch out for those stairs. They may contain a patented Trump Stair Pusher(TM) funded by the new medicare program.

So here’s what I find the most interesting thing about this from a practical sense (which does not mean I’m not glad to hear that the passenger is OK.)

Shame you can’t be funny, because that’ll get you farther with the ladies.

A lot of battles on those humanitarian missions, are there?

That’s Hokey Poopy to you, sir.

I basically walk around all day with my phone in my hand saying “Memo to self...” followed by random giberish. It’s t(-.-t) awesome.

I prefer the Chili version of “Draino on my system” thank you.

The two on the right should call me. The one on the left? Sure, but bring a 24 please.

Stop it.

Margaret Atwood is almost certainly the most important female Canadian writer my my generation, but her support of Joesph Boyden and Steven Galloway in the UBC Accountable situation makes her a challenge these days.

Right! This! There’s now way in hell there should be a size 0. I mean, that’s just wrong on many levels.