My granfather trapped and slew japs for a living, but you don’t see them hiring him DO YOU?

Racist ass motherfucker, there are many round eye gaijin at Nintendo.

My best suggestion is that you restrain her by the wrists and generally avoid contact with her feet as well.

Instead of hoping why don’t they just hire a bunch of random screenwriters and directors and throw them a budget? Seems to match their strategy so far.

Umm...maybe they’re sending a text message? “Memo to friends—I’m about to be buried in an avalanche of snow and I could totally avoid it BUT DON’T WANT TOO.”

You really gotta feel for the people who were:

True. Fuck this thing is going to be fucking great. I love that goddam cocksucker.

YOU GO HACKERS! But seriously, why? Just watch Chloe if you want to see Amanda Seyfried naked—with Julianne Moore!

YES. THIS. IN WEST WING 2.0! REVENGE OF THE WEST WING!

Yeah, I don’t have much sense of humour when it comes to motorcycles I guess. Three friends had serious accidents in a year. One was making a turn in LA and is only alive because wealth wasn’t an issue.

I can’t come anywhere near using its potential

Oh god Kristen Chenoweth. This is going to be GREAT.

Better watch out for those stairs. They may contain a patented Trump Stair Pusher(TM) funded by the new medicare program.

So here’s what I find the most interesting thing about this from a practical sense (which does not mean I’m not glad to hear that the passenger is OK.)

Shame you can’t be funny, because that’ll get you farther with the ladies.

A lot of battles on those humanitarian missions, are there?

100% true

Get the Animatrix. It’s been done.

Michael B. Smith in The Matrix 4.

I think your comment is bang on but you’re overlooking what to me was the clear cause: the two sequels tried to spin a single self enclosed film (and a very good one) into an entire universe retroactively.