Listen. As long as this movie has two things it’s going to be fantastic:

They could call it The Other Matrix.

They could call it The Other Matrix.

I beg to differ. Young Morpheus meets Young Indiana Jones would be a kick ass movie.

That doesn’t make it a good practice.

I’ve never been happier to know that someone isn’t a writer.

You say that as if there’s something wrong with that.

Fair. Thanks for the lengthy and clearly stated response :) Read on.

No really. I’ve read American Gods and, frankly, it struck me as juvenile genre fiction at best. On a par with Dragonriders of Pern, Enders Game and the Shannarra novels.

I didn’t realize we were playing a numbers game. I have a three year old and I read him tow books before bed every night. Each one no more than twice. I generally read one book per week personally as well.

Interesting use of past tense, from which I surmise that he now has 11,999,999 subscribers. You go! Viva la revoluzione!

Counterpoint 3: His t(-.-t) name is JonTron.

Fair comment. I’m guessing from your screen name that you’re accustomed to being wrong. :)

That’s Hokey Poopy to you, sir.

I basically walk around all day with my phone in my hand saying “Memo to self...” followed by random giberish. It’s t(-.-t) awesome.

I prefer the Chili version of “Draino on my system” thank you.

Good god people HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING!

I’m really curious where Kellyanne Conway falls on the hot vs. crazy matrix. I’m thinking we’re going to need a new category. Or, possibly, Tranny.

Stop it.

Really? Have you seen Life as a House?