Really? Have you see Life as a House?

You’re welcome!

The two on the right should call me. The one on the left? Sure, but bring a 24 please.

Have you considered branching out? You could read something other than a crappy genre fantasy for the fifth time you know.

NOPE.

This is interesting because it makes me wonder if they’re going to not waste 20 minutes of a movie on an origin story. I’ve said before that this is the biggest problem with superhero movies—just make me believe don’t make wast 1/4 of the movie on a story that has nothing to do with the plot.

Gal Gadot charmed audiences by being the break-out star in Batman v Superman

I would like to marry the woman who owns that Miata.

I was a gifted child. Never cut anyone’s head off. At least, not yet.

You take that back, right now.

I’m going to summarize this article, which I only found today because of the one about the new Star Wars Rebels trailer.

I’m not speculating about anything. I’m going to see a stripper bar tonight—and that’s going to be a better expenditure of my time than those 15 seconds were.

Just standard shit ass clickbait headlines. This clip is blah. No doubt it teases a great moment, worth being excited about.

I was told it would be the “best thing [I’ll[ see today” and I can pretty much guarantee that those boring-ass 15 seconds will be topped.

Stop it.

Well that was a bit oversold.

Oh. So sad. Or not.

On a scale of 1 to 10? sqrt(-2)

Margaret Atwood is almost certainly the most important female Canadian writer my my generation, but her support of Joesph Boyden and Steven Galloway in the UBC Accountable situation makes her a challenge these days.

Please don’t confuse not caring with wanting to provoke a reaction, which is ultimately what trolling is generally about. I’m just not interested in discussing a crappy film with you because I don’t care about the movie and I don’t care about you.