Right! This! There’s now way in hell there should be a size 0. I mean, that’s just wrong on many levels.

Funny, because I sort of feel like Buffy has slipped into irrelevance...but that probably reflects my disconnect from pop culture pretty effectively too.

I don’t really care that much so I’m going to just be OK with you being wrong.

No it’s not.

Not really no. I mean he’s a great actor but I have a general dislike of instilling a sense of reverence for excessively privileged white men who kill themselves.

The Twister resurgence created by Bill Paxton’s death is...not good.

It’s nice to see them keep milking this for all it’s worth!

Sorry, what was that? I couldn’t hear you over the sound of myself masturbating.

For me it’s Casablanca a lot.

My whole life is digitally sweetened and enhanced a lot in ways that couldn’t have been imagined 20 years ago. One of those is named Alina Li.

Slicey Smurf.

You go watch Kubo & the Two Strings and then you take that back.

And yet I still feel like everybody here is going to be screaming “mad max fury road was so awesome because of practical effects.” That shit has a tonne of CGI too...point being WELL PLACED CGI can be great. Crappy CGI is bad. Pro tip: so are crappy practical effects.

I enjoy not fumbling with a wire beneath my winter coat while I try to check my phone.

Bullshit scripted pathos, but ok. (I agree—just saying this PSA is bullshit scripted pathos.)

I’m going to assume that that means you’re not OK. I’m hopeful you can find the help you need but a worried that the abolition of the affordable care act could pose a problem.

Hey man. Just checking in to make sure you’re Ok. You seemed pretty worked up the other day over nothing so I’ve been a little worried about you. It feels like in Tumpmerica anger is just become too much the norm, but you could probably talk to a therapist or something about that. Good luck in the future—assuming you…

Low: 100% that thing Peter Jackson made. I still say that once that guy got big budgets his filmmaking went downhill—Frighteners is a great, interesting film.

How exactly does cuddling involve tongue? I actually think you’ve become a bit unhinged.

You know, they did this sort of thing in the first movie so it hardly qualifies for an article. ¯\(°_O)/¯