This has seemed pretty inevitable for the last couple of months, but I’m still kind of taken aback by how open the opportunity was for her and how completely she squandered it.

Mission Impossible + David Harbour’s Fat Russian Captain America = slight improvement. 

She’s going to marry rich and start a mommy blog. Probably make bank with it too. We all made an error when we weren’t born rich and good looking. 

Honestly I use it so often that I forgot it was a feature and just... I don’t know, thought that it was some witchcraft I took for granted.

Not really surprising, but my teen and pre-teen classes have very little reverence for Sonic, but pretty much everyone has played a recent Mario game. This came up around the time of the Sonic movie design fiasco. Guess that’s what happens when you haven’t made a game worth talking about since ‘94.

There honestly needs to be a third section - opinion books. All of these “of the moment” books are really just overlong op-eds.

Weirdly, I think that’s part of the appeal of racism to begin with. This Nosferatu-looking shitgoblin wouldn’t need to cling to membership in a fictional “master race” if he had literally anything else going on for himself.

Staring at a wall is Jared’s favorite hobby, so this makes perfect sense. 

It’s really the opposite.  It’s amazing his handlers would allow him out in public like this knowing how much he’s hated outside his little bubble.

This was literally his first real public appearance in over three years. He’s always been at rallies where everyone is almost entirely:

I realize that Trump is the poster boy for the Dunning Kruger Effect, so yes, he probably did think that he would get a rousing ovation - hell, he probably thought the bullpen was going to call and ask him to come pitchy a couple innings - but is everyone else around him so brainwashed they honestly weren’t expecting…

She slept with a subordinate. That’s bad news, regardless of whatever her husband did or didn’t do. 

Last year, Robert Mueller was trying to get Trump to testify and Trump wanted to do it, apparently naively thinking that he could just charm Mueller into making it all go away.  So Trump’s lawyer did a mock deposition with him.  Afterwards, the lawyer called up Mueller’s people and said that under no circumstances…

Same reason why I hate it when “articles” on the Internet turn out to be videos.

100%. They never even really show you the contours of the park except for a few quick flyovers, which is to say you don’t even have a mental image of what it’s supposed to be.

Don’t forget Phil Tippet. He was a stop motion animator at ILM who had a large hand in the chess sequence in the original “Star Wars” as well as the tauntauns and Imperial Walkers in “Empire Strikes Back”. He was originally hired to do the dinosaurs in “Jurassic Park” using the revolutionary go-motion technique he…

Wait, so they were “visiting a friend” when they noticed they were out of juice, and their friend wouldn’t let them leave the car there to charge? 

Nah, you’d probably have to pay for the tow. I would definitely take the cord and call the cops though.

I just saw a preview for this in the theater and I had no idea then what the point of the movie was. After reading this I’m 100% sure there is no real story, only a means for Quentin Tarantino to use some naughty words, parade women around like trophies, and let all the men do all the work and talking. HARD PASS.

If Pelosi is holding out for republicans voters to have a change of heart or a case so strong the senate will remove him she has doomed us all.