Everyone is always forgetting about the TV show, which wasn’t great but was better than any of the post-T2 movies.

Never played PUBG so completely ignorant but I thought it was a post apocalyptic future where all natural food had been destroyed so 100 people fought to the death for the chance to know what a chicken dinner tasted like.

That is best story to me. 

I think they call it Metal Gear Syndrome. Anyone affected and traumatized by war gets an animal name then becomes drawn to war like a moth to a flame. It’s all there in Dr Kojima’s Handbook of medical facts.

Best line:

Becasue size matters when it comes to fighting. Here’s the thing, and this is always the issue, yeah, Ladd could probably make 145 in a more healthy fashion, but then she would fighting women who are cutting down to 145 and who would thus be bigger than her in the octagon.

“He wants to have a parade like they have in Moscow or China or North Korea,” the fundraiser continued.

I really, really fear for her safety. Some pizzagate motherfucker is going to go after her, and not a single person in the mainstream media will blame Trump, McConnell, Pelosi, or anyone else responsible for vilifying her.  

This feels like that whole Avengers reveal all over again. Like they kinda look like how I think they’re supposed to look, but not really at all. Like imposters.

To be clear: I sincerely do love the motorcycle. It seemed like a refugee from a Transformers movie, but in a good way.

I’m not going to see this, but I can not deny the virtues of this trailer.

I’m just dreaming of the shades of orange Trump would turn if a championship team went to hang out at Obama’s house instead of the White House.

Slightly of the topic. Can’t help myself... 

I think its especially sad that Little Donnie is obviously trying so hard to impress Dada with all of his big man outdoorsman weight lifting beard growing crap when anyone who knows Trump knows that shit is the last thing in the world that he would ever give a fuck about.

I miss Jon Stewart. I get why he left, and the sheer evil on display in the administration may have killed him if he had to talk about it every night, but damn do I miss his voice.

These women all tell stories of him doing EXACTLY WHAT HE SAYS HE DID.

Or, as attributed anyway, to Bella Abzug (too lazy to do any real research) -

That’s pretty much my take on it. WTF is he asking “the feminists” to do? Defend her? Why? On what grounds? She’s not been criticized for her gender. She’s been criticized because she’s a mendacious shill for the most corrupt president in US history. That makes her fair game for criticism. “The feminists” do not have…

I just need to say...I worked on this movie with Haley and this is 100% true. I was one of the few girls on the crew and harassed me nonstop. I’ve been saying for years what a creep he is, and I’m relieved she called him on it. 

No no, the fact that Xena is infinitely cooler than this dickhead is a fact that benefits from frequent reiteration.

Celebrity death match: